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A man and his duck May seek social acceptance. But OY, the punchlines!

(Submissions now being accepted....)

Posted on September 12, 2007 10:43 PM | Permalink | Comments (22)

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O, stoic Amish They eschew modern wonders Like f***ing iPhones.

Posted on September 21, 2007 5:57 PM | Permalink | Comments (73)

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Take heed the 'tooner Wielding a moldy warning With inky fingers.

Posted on October 5, 2007 3:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (7)

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You just clear your throat And think of vast wintry climes. Wagner for dummies.

Posted on October 23, 2007 11:20 PM | Permalink | Comments (28)

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With writers on strike, Studio audiences Make do with improv.

Posted on November 8, 2007 11:44 AM | Permalink | Comments (73)

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Hanging out on the edge, Toes dangling over Paris, Catching whiffs of merde.

Posted on November 13, 2007 8:48 PM | Permalink | Comments (14)

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In a tiny house On a tiny stretch of road Things got tinier.

Posted on November 28, 2007 4:53 PM | Permalink | Comments (5)

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Lonely sovereign
Amidst his white porcelain realm
Enjoys a good soak.

Posted on December 23, 2007 12:04 PM | Permalink | Comments (16)

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Just beyond notice, The fog cringes at each breath. A Black Squire awaits...

Posted on January 4, 2008 12:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

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In utter vastness, Beyond the blurred horizon, Two can be a crowd.

Posted on January 11, 2008 12:36 PM | Permalink | Comments (18)

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It is often said: Absolute power corrupts. Let me find out....please?

Posted on January 18, 2008 2:53 PM | Permalink | Comments (7)

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"Just leap off the edge And flap your wings really hard!" CHECK IT OUT! I'M FLY--

Posted on January 31, 2008 4:02 PM | Permalink | Comments (11)

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Of all God's creatures One plummeted so wingless As to be alone.

Posted on February 17, 2008 6:27 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)

February 28, 2008

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Silent masonry Encompassing thoughtful souls Not looking outward.

Posted on February 28, 2008 5:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (7)

March 25, 2008

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BETWEEN VAST OCEANS AND STUNNING MOUNTAIN SPLENDOR STANDS THE WILL OF MAN

Posted on March 25, 2008 4:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (6)

April 11, 2008

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Somewhere on Third Street The Plugger strikes once again, Foiling the bad guys.

Posted on April 11, 2008 1:41 PM | Permalink | Comments (103)

April 24, 2008

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Faith, like gossamer, Sailing past what seems at risk Carving artful wings

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Posted on April 24, 2008 5:02 PM | Permalink | Comments (8)

May 4, 2008

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Maybe ignorance Is a poor man's happiness? Wish I knew for sure.

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Posted on May 4, 2008 9:28 PM | Permalink | Comments (8)

June 6, 2008

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I heard a whisper-A feathery rasp of leaves. "Come play.", said the tree

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Posted on June 6, 2008 12:34 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

July 31, 2008

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In the Mojave, Justice doesn't wear make-up. Wrong man. Wrong cream pie.

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Posted on July 31, 2008 7:59 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)

August 18, 2008

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Deep in a hollow
The gastromonic wonders
Of opposum abide.

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Posted on August 18, 2008 8:14 PM | Permalink | Comments (11)

October 3, 2008

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Behind the make-up, Underneath mere skin and bone, Music still mattered.

Posted on October 3, 2008 2:55 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)

November 10, 2008

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In a shady glade, Deep in the heart of Georgia, Bubba cooed, "Nice rack."

Posted on November 10, 2008 12:51 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

November 28, 2008

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Strains of violins
Snared among branches
Just beyond hearing

Posted on November 28, 2008 4:33 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

February 5, 2009

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Perfect awareness
Despite the garbled events
Puddling at my feet.

Posted on February 5, 2009 6:02 PM | Permalink | Comments (5)

February 26, 2009

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Another sun lurks
Peeping past the waterline
Spying on my hours.

Posted on February 26, 2009 2:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (6)

July 15, 2009

Haiku What?

Posted on July 15, 2009 9:02 PM | Permalink | Comments (13) | TrackBacks (0)

July 30, 2009

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Any given day A reader can escape coils That snare other men.

Posted on July 30, 2009 7:54 PM | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBacks (0)

October 25, 2009

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Seeking the wild gourd
Parting the frosted pasture
Skulking and plunging.

Posted on October 25, 2009 8:29 PM | Permalink | Comments (7) | TrackBacks (0)

November 12, 2009

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United in stone
Mankind courses through walled veins
Filling up the world.

Posted on November 12, 2009 1:11 AM | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBacks (0)

January 12, 2010

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Remember that time
In Milano...that weird dude
Who kept staring off?

PLEASE NOTE: That's one of my small illustrations I've turned into a fat canvas via Photoshop.

Posted on January 12, 2010 5:55 AM | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBacks (0)

February 6, 2010

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Off the circuit board
To stare down unknown orbits,
To dare godless fates.

Posted on February 6, 2010 1:49 AM | Permalink | Comments (9) | TrackBacks (0)

February 24, 2010

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The choices once made
Cast deep shadows of intent
On the things true loved.

Posted on February 24, 2010 4:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBacks (0)

August 26, 2010

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THE OUTER ORBITS
WHERE TIME/SPACE SEEMS ELASTIC
WAITING FOR GODOOZ.

Posted on August 26, 2010 6:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (13) | TrackBacks (0)