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Automotive Report Toon


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You see that cloud of moon-bats up ahead? Just go straight towards that until you see the glare from the tinfoil hats. Go straight towards them & take a left at the guy wearing a Che t-shirt & waving a gun control sign. In a New York minute you'll be able to smell the cosmoline on the NBPP's AK-47s. As soon as you pass them, take another left, go 6 blocks, and look for a bunch of "reporters" twiddling their thumbs & "covering" the event. When you see a redheaded blowhard with blinders on screaming about GOP lies, take one more left & it'll be a country mile behind him. When you see a fleet of cars like yours, you'll see a building to the left surrounded by MPDC heavily armored personnel carriers. Can't miss it.


Hey! With the optional side handles, they also double as coffins!

The ultimate 'recyclable'!


Which is handy, because when they get flattened by a real car, you don't have to pry them open and try to reconstruct the mangled dirty hippies.


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