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Comments (9)
Clown: Don'tcha just love obama?!
American public: response.
Posted by clayusmcret | August 8, 2011 5:27 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 17:27
Way to go, Marge! You haven't lived til you've sprayed a clown with an Acme mini shaving cream slash fire extinguisher.
Posted by Zeroth | August 8, 2011 5:32 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 17:32
Easy for you to say, Mel. We never got to go home to find Anne Bancroft waiting for us in the sack.
Posted by Ed B | August 8, 2011 6:52 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 18:52
You have to be NOISY? No--being noisy just makes you a punk. There are all sorts of momes riding around in boom-cars in a complete stupor (NOTE TO BOOM-CAR OWNERS: Playing lousy "music" LOUD only makes it worse).
Reminds me of one of my favorite motorcycle jokes (which I updated):
(Q) Why did they invent sport bikes?
(A) So a__holes wouldn't ride Harleys.
UPDATE:
(Q) Why did they invent straight pipes?
(A) As a fail-safe indicator so that if a__holes did ride Harleys, they'd be easy to spot.
Posted by Terwiliger | August 8, 2011 8:08 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 20:08
HEY ZEROTH
I think she's using BUFFOON-B-GONE. Comes in "Pig Sty" or "Brooklyn Sewer".
Posted by John Cox | August 8, 2011 10:50 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 22:50
Hey, T. A great way to handle a Boom Car at a traffic light is to have an equally obnoxious sound system-roll down the window-turn the volume all the way up-play banjo music.
Posted by Tom Wms. | August 8, 2011 11:12 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 23:12
Banjo music?
Nah, I've got a tape of bagpipe music - "Scotland, the Brave" drive 'em nuts!
:)
As for clowns, they're a sinister lot. Best to keep a sharp eye on 'em. Anybody who smiles that much, gotta have a sick mind.
Posted by GarandFan | August 8, 2011 11:34 PM
Posted on August 8, 2011 23:34
Ah, the old "mace in the face" trick.
Posted by Dr. Bob | August 9, 2011 12:32 AM
Posted on August 9, 2011 00:32
From Blazing Saddles!
"Morning mam. Isn't it a beautiful day?"
"Up Yours N_@$%#"!
Posted by Cowboy | August 9, 2011 11:23 AM
Posted on August 9, 2011 11:23