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"Zorp glutic cloom barga barga fremzeqa hassinploot zimzeeem vooloo sar KWAAPOONY!"
Posted by John Cox | January 24, 2011 12:23 AM
Posted on January 24, 2011 00:23
"The planet I've landed on seems to have discovered the "motion blur" tool recently...and they're not afraid to use it!"
Posted by Steve M | January 24, 2011 9:58 AM
Posted on January 24, 2011 09:58
Okay, that's it! Take that Tom-Tom off the dash and toss it!
Posted by GarandFan | January 24, 2011 11:17 AM
Posted on January 24, 2011 11:17
"Zorbe, you fix the ship - I will go look for some intelligent alien life forms."
Posted by Martin Lundqvist | January 24, 2011 11:19 AM
Posted on January 24, 2011 11:19
You call a tow ship; I'll go back and eyeball the phlogiston reactor.
Posted by ethanomx | January 24, 2011 12:02 PM
Posted on January 24, 2011 12:02
"Just once, I'd like to land on Dagobah without crashing into a slimy mudhole!"
Posted by snowdog | January 24, 2011 12:55 PM
Posted on January 24, 2011 12:55
I told you to turn left!
Posted by Craniac | January 24, 2011 4:14 PM
Posted on January 24, 2011 16:14
The glare from Al Gore's house blinded me and I lost my bearing. Sorrrrrrrrry!
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Posted on January 24, 2011 16:36
I promise - I'll give you a heads-up if I see any apes on horses!
Posted by Ed B | January 24, 2011 8:08 PM
Posted on January 24, 2011 20:08
Okay dear. You win. I'll go ask for directions.
Posted by GarandFan | January 24, 2011 9:41 PM
Posted on January 24, 2011 21:41
Minus 10 points for the wet landing and another 10 for missing the Slauson cutoff, so that's 60 points of 100. You need to practice more, especially parallel parking, then retake the behind the wheel exam no sooner than 60 days from now.
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Posted on January 25, 2011 01:01
"The water's only 4 feet deep; you stay with the ship, & I'll take a leisurely stroll & see if I can rustle up a neck brace."
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Posted on January 25, 2011 01:49
Shazbot!
Posted by Doc Al | January 25, 2011 1:23 PM
Posted on January 25, 2011 13:23
Yeah, yeah, Zargyxx, MY depth perception isn't any better,
but at least I can find THE FREAKING AIR BRAKES!
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Posted on January 26, 2011 01:26
TERRY_JIM:
Good one. I was trying to come up with a cyclops vision joke, but I couldn't make it work. I was thinking something like...
"Yeah, yeah. Hindsight is always 20."
...but since the "20/20" rating doesn't refer to binocular eyes in ratio to each other, I didn't think it was all that funny.
Depth perception works much better--& now I can think of a dozen "putting on makeup in the rear-view mirror" jokes--but they'd just seem derivative now.
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Posted on January 26, 2011 20:33
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H/T to Bugs Bunny
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