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"One word outta your pie hole and I'm invoking Godwin's law."


He's with me, and we're here for Obama, gotta problem with that?

Tom Wms.:

When I say, "Get off my ass", you'd better take me seriously. Got that, Bub?

Tom Wms.:

Here, use my finger. It's clean.


"It ain't fascism as long as we do it: (1) For the children; (2) To bring good paying jobs back home from overseas; (3) To create [an arbitrary & ridulous number of] jobs; (4) To give all Americans access to affordable health care; (5) To more fairly dilute the concentration of wealth from a privileged few.... Just use your imagination--we have millions of 'em."


His tattoo I have to allow as a political statement, but yours is out. Really, fake stubble is just stupid.


"Don't you DARE say 'We'll paint the town red' again...That's the reason we switched the colors on the election maps in the first place...it just makes it too darned easy for all those nutjobs in the flyover states to make the association."


Last one from me...a suggestion to make this one a Quiptoon:

"What luck for rulers that men do not think." - Adolph Hitler


We welcome "Diversity" here, except for people like you!


One more suggestion for making this one a Quiptoon:

“The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.” – Marcel Achard


Don't be a JACKASS. He's got just as much right to be wrong as YOU, Mr. Conservative.


Such piercing wit. Must be one of those striking writers killing time. Save the drivel for TV, will ya?

"So you think, the Mahdi hasn't the right to appear in his preferred rabbit-costume?"

"So you think, the Mahdi hasn't the right to appear in his preferred rabbit-costume?"


Mr. Manson is here to support his daughter Hillary

"Now get it right - the cheer is 'Five-Four-Three-Two, We Ain't Got A F'kin Clue!'"

"Leave my friend Chuck alone, psycho-phobe!"

"Hey, he's just exercising his right to free speech. Don't be such a fascist!"


As funny as the cartoon is, I would have thought that it would have inspired better captions. I don't think any of these are particularly good--mine included.

The ideas are there, but I just can't find the words. I know SOMEBODY here can knock one out of the park.


don't make me sic Hans onto you...he's not a good boy when it comes to big schnozes


"Lissen mah nizzle...whin Ahs worked wif you awn Shrek, you made dat big ol' ogre mutha f#%@a looks like uh million large, nowhuahmsayin? You awts tuh be able tuh make dis sucka look like uh funkin' June Cleavuh nex' tuh dat ol' Hillry biatch fo' shizzle!!!"


I'm with T. on this one. That's one hilarious cartoon, but a brief one liner about Democrats & Marxism/Fascism/Nazi Socialism? That's tough.

I've got one, but it's really callous, mean-spirited, & gross. Aw, what the heck.

"Of course we care!!! Not only do we support a woman's right to choose, but we've set up a loose-meat buffet rich in stem cells for the working poor & the underinsured over at the Lincoln Memorial!!!"


The only fascist here is you and don't you forget it!


The difference is that he gave me money, you souless fascist.


"I'd like to hire you as an image consultant. We want you to make over this guy to look like you. After that, America is ours for the taking."

Tom Wms.:

Pull my finger.


John Cox is a painter, cartoonist, and illustrator for hire. For information about purchasing existing work or commissioning new work, contact him by e-mail at john555cox [at] hotmail.com.

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