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"You better be more generous on the tip this time."
Posted by Danilo | December 16, 2007 5:57 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 17:57
“The 72 Virgins Burger is off the menu”
Posted by LGD | December 16, 2007 6:24 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 18:24
will you be having the jihad sah-lad once again, sir?
Posted by Vindication | December 16, 2007 7:18 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 19:18
"That's a Jack Daniels on the rocks and the baby-back ribs, right?"
Posted by El Jefe | December 16, 2007 7:47 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 19:47
Yeah, yeah, I'm one of your 72 Virgins alright... and in order for me to RETAIN that status, Allah says ya gotta stick to ordering what's on the menu. Got it? Awright. Now... soup or salad?
Posted by Mr Michael | December 16, 2007 9:06 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 21:06
"No, they're not goat ears, why?"
Posted by Mad | December 16, 2007 10:05 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 22:05
"Wings I can getcha--but a voijin dackery iz 'bout da best weez kin do."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 16, 2007 10:41 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 22:41
"Lissen, toots...I duzzint keah wheddah yooz tinks d' eahs 'n d' tail iz bleahsfimus...yooz kin go tuh Hootaz fuh alls I keah."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 16, 2007 10:46 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 22:46
"Lissen buddy--weez don't do hummus heah...dis iz a respectable jeirnt."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 16, 2007 10:52 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 22:52
"Yeah, Osama, what happens in Dubai, stays in Dubai. Now, will that be straight up or on the rocks?"
Posted by GarandFan | December 16, 2007 11:42 PM
Posted on December 16, 2007 23:42
"Yooz talks like yoo's gots a haeh bawl da size'o my tail."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 17, 2007 3:22 AM
Posted on December 17, 2007 03:22
"Yuh bettah not let da bownsah catch ya wit d' tablecloath owahn yuh noggin."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 17, 2007 3:41 AM
Posted on December 17, 2007 03:41
"All right, dad.
You were right.
They didn't let me
"tone down" the uniform...
Now quit gloating."
Posted by red collar | December 17, 2007 6:51 AM
Posted on December 17, 2007 06:51
"I give up, mistah. Whut iz Sis Boom Bah?"
"I've nevah hoid of wings bein' huhmedikly sealed an' kept in a numbuh tooh maynaise jah on...whut wuz dat yuh cawled it...a funkin' wig nails poatch?."
"Mistah Carnac, I tinks dat d' ploomz haz dun fallin off'n yuh toibin n' gots stuck tuh yuh chops. Kin I bringz yuhz a wet nap?"
BTW..."Sis Boom Bah" is the sound made when a sheep explodes.
Posted by Terwiliger | December 17, 2007 11:20 PM
Posted on December 17, 2007 23:20
"I'm sorry daddy. My burka is at the cleaners. You always said you liked this outfit when I wore it for you at home."
Posted by Rutager | December 18, 2007 12:06 AM
Posted on December 18, 2007 00:06
"Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
Mekka-lekka hi mekka chahney ho!
Mola-mekka chala mekka hola hayla hey!"
Posted by Terwiliger | December 18, 2007 2:54 AM
Posted on December 18, 2007 02:54
"Your order is granted."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 18, 2007 2:56 AM
Posted on December 18, 2007 02:56
Do that again, and I'll have your hand cut off.
Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2007 11:03 AM
Posted on December 18, 2007 11:03
"I was like...an' he went...then she goes...an' it was like...WELL--if you like wanna like stone me like to death, you're just gonna like have to like stand in line."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 19, 2007 5:07 AM
Posted on December 19, 2007 05:07
No sir, you can't bring your own cheese. And frankly, keeping it over your head is quite disgusting.
Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2007 5:45 AM
Posted on December 21, 2007 05:45
"Yeah, yeah....."dirka dirka mohammed jihad dirka dirka" to you, too, pal."
Posted by john Cox | December 22, 2007 5:54 PM
Posted on December 22, 2007 17:54
"Geeziz, Akmed...wuz dat'cha owuduh, oah didja jus' hawek d' Muthuh uv awl Loogies?"
Posted by Terwiliger | December 23, 2007 1:29 AM
Posted on December 23, 2007 01:29