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John Cox is a painter, cartoonist, and illustrator for hire. For information about purchasing existing work or commissioning new work, contact him by e-mail at john555cox [at] hotmail.com.
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"Absolutely, two is the ideal number. No more, no less. In a way, they're like martinis."
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"Don't look now, bro....she's checking me out."
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"I told you, it IS possible to defy gravity."
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"I'm sorry, Art. Your opinion on global warming is facinating, but when the Rocky Mountains decide to make an appearance at an otherwise dull gathering, you just can't help but stare."
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Posted on June 16, 2007 22:36
Yoda voice:
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Mace Windu voice:
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Yoda:
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"I just hate the way the modern media objectifies women... Uh, sorry, what was I saying?"
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Okay, more like five.
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(This is really bad, but here goes)...
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Ohhhh... I went there!
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She said, "I'll do anything you want." And I said."Paint my house."
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Actually, the joke's complete in the original version. Implied punchline: who the hell cares or knows what's going on in the background?
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Oh sorry Peter...what did you say.
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*sorry for the double post
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