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Whatcha got?

Posted on June 16, 2007 7:37 PM |

Comments (124)

George guy:

"Absolutely, two is the ideal number. No more, no less. In a way, they're like martinis."

Posted by George guy | June 16, 2007 7:57 PM

Posted on June 16, 2007 19:57

john Cox:

"Don't look now, bro....she's checking me out."

Posted by john Cox | June 16, 2007 8:48 PM

Posted on June 16, 2007 20:48

Mark:

"I told you, it IS possible to defy gravity."

Posted by Mark | June 16, 2007 8:50 PM

Posted on June 16, 2007 20:50

Adam:

"I'm sorry, Art. Your opinion on global warming is facinating, but when the Rocky Mountains decide to make an appearance at an otherwise dull gathering, you just can't help but stare."

Posted by Adam | June 16, 2007 10:36 PM

Posted on June 16, 2007 22:36

majlogon:

Yoda voice:

"Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice."

Mace Windu voice:

"But which is the master, and which is the apprentice?"

Yoda:

"Use the force, and you will know."

Posted by majlogon | June 16, 2007 11:16 PM

Posted on June 16, 2007 23:16

David:

"I just hate the way the modern media objectifies women... Uh, sorry, what was I saying?"

Posted by David | June 16, 2007 11:27 PM

Posted on June 16, 2007 23:27

Donkeyrock:

"Yeah, I f*%ked her"
--
"Nice Housing Bubbles"
--
"That's my daughter, Hank"
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"How old? Damn!"
--
"I smell money"

Posted by Donkeyrock | June 17, 2007 4:19 AM

Posted on June 17, 2007 04:19

Kukn:

George's and David's suggestions beat the rest by a long run.

Posted by Kukn | June 17, 2007 11:11 AM

Posted on June 17, 2007 11:11

Mauser:

Um, what?

OH, it took me a minute to see the two guys there....

Okay, more like five.

Posted by Mauser | June 17, 2007 11:43 AM

Posted on June 17, 2007 11:43

Gwangi:

"Oh, yeah... Take a look at the future Mrs Eugene Fricklesnort."

Posted by Gwangi | June 17, 2007 12:15 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 12:15

Liam H:

If I may be technical for one moment Gerald: it's the ratio between the size of a woman's back and size of the mammary glands that draws our eye. In some circles its known as the "small back and big hooters principle".

Posted by Liam H | June 17, 2007 12:16 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 12:16

B2V2:

"I betcha if you snip the locket... the head snaps off. Read it in a story somewhere."

Posted by B2V2 | June 17, 2007 1:59 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 13:59

King Kool:

Good lord, did you see how long that woman's neck was?

Posted by King Kool | June 17, 2007 3:26 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 15:26

Thomas:

"Too close for missles... switching to guns."
--
"Don't you judge me."
--
"krrrcchh! eeehhh Bogey at yourrrr 3o'clock. Eagle One do you have visual? krrrcchhh!"

Posted by Thomas | June 17, 2007 4:34 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 16:34

tankscribe:

"If that new hire can program her way out of a paper sack, I'm Einstein."

Posted by tankscribe | June 17, 2007 5:55 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 17:55

Christopher:

Sure, you're a Mac and I'm a PC, but I think we can both agree on dual processors.

Posted by Christopher | June 17, 2007 7:59 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 19:59

Will:

"If he hair's over her face, does that mean we have a shot?"

Posted by Will | June 17, 2007 8:04 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 20:04

Zeg:

"That reminds me, I need a bowling partner"

Posted by Zeg | June 17, 2007 10:05 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 22:05

Justin:

(This is really bad, but here goes)...

"That reminds me, do you have any chloroform?"

Ohhhh... I went there!

Posted by Justin | June 17, 2007 11:02 PM

Posted on June 17, 2007 23:02

Lance:

"Two blimps in a dead heat!"

Posted by Lance | June 18, 2007 1:01 AM

Posted on June 18, 2007 01:01

snowdog:

It's some of my best work, but I had to reinforce her spine.

Posted by snowdog | June 18, 2007 9:23 AM

Posted on June 18, 2007 09:23

john Cox:

She said, "I'll do anything you want." And I said."Paint my house."

Posted by john Cox | June 18, 2007 10:40 AM

Posted on June 18, 2007 10:40

wes:

"I just hope she don't leave me after they're paid off."

Posted by wes | June 18, 2007 1:10 PM

Posted on June 18, 2007 13:10

Robert:

Forkum, your glasses have fogged up!

Posted by Robert | June 19, 2007 11:29 AM

Posted on June 19, 2007 11:29

ss:

Actually, the joke's complete in the original version. Implied punchline: who the hell cares or knows what's going on in the background?

Posted by ss | June 19, 2007 7:13 PM

Posted on June 19, 2007 19:13

brian:

Oh sorry Peter...what did you say.

Posted by brian | June 20, 2007 12:08 AM

Posted on June 20, 2007 00:08

Volkulf:

"(Sigh) Have you seen my wife around..."

Posted by Volkulf | June 20, 2007 8:52 AM

Posted on June 20, 2007 08:52

douglas:

"Kepler was mistaken, apparently."

Posted by douglas | June 21, 2007 10:31 AM

Posted on June 21, 2007 10:31

Bill:

"It's a setup! She's an Employment Practices Attorney!"

Posted by Bill | June 22, 2007 12:18 PM

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:18

Matt:

"Ask her what she'll do for a nickel."

Posted by Matt | June 27, 2007 3:01 PM

Posted on June 27, 2007 15:01

Matt:

"Ask her what she'll do for a nickel."

Posted by Matt | June 27, 2007 3:01 PM

Posted on June 27, 2007 15:01

Matt:

*sorry for the double post

Posted by Matt | June 27, 2007 3:02 PM

Posted on June 27, 2007 15:02

Andy K.:

"No, no one has ever told me I look like Ben Stein."

Posted by Andy K. | June 30, 2007 1:22 PM

Posted on June 30, 2007 13:22

Lord ZYRK:

either
"Those things are tiny. . . Er, her lips, I mean."
or
"You think she'll notice this martini tastes like dolphin tranquilizers?"

Posted by Lord ZYRK | June 30, 2007 1:27 PM

Posted on June 30, 2007 13:27

Myxx:

"Wow. I can hardly remember what Steve looked like before the operation."

Posted by Myxx | June 30, 2007 1:35 PM

Posted on June 30, 2007 13:35

Samurai Zergling:

"That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball."

Posted by Samurai Zergling | June 30, 2007 3:12 PM

Posted on June 30, 2007 15:12

Osvaldo Mandias:

"Two boobs."

Posted by Osvaldo Mandias | July 2, 2007 1:29 PM

Posted on July 2, 2007 13:29

Al:

Oh, that reminds me Fred, we've got bowling Wednesday. We've pulled the Knockers in the first round...

Posted by Al | July 18, 2007 4:49 AM

Posted on July 18, 2007 04:49

Matt:

"Earl, its a statistical certainty! The first 99 all slapped me."

Posted by Matt | August 9, 2007 1:54 PM

Posted on August 9, 2007 13:54

meat:

"I was down there for a half hour in a rain storm and my hair was still dry"

Posted by meat | August 26, 2007 3:13 PM

Posted on August 26, 2007 15:13

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