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Comments (124)

"Absolutely, two is the ideal number. No more, no less. In a way, they're like martinis."

"Don't look now, bro....she's checking me out."

Mark:

"I told you, it IS possible to defy gravity."

Adam:

"I'm sorry, Art. Your opinion on global warming is facinating, but when the Rocky Mountains decide to make an appearance at an otherwise dull gathering, you just can't help but stare."

majlogon:

Yoda voice:

"Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice."

Mace Windu voice:

"But which is the master, and which is the apprentice?"

Yoda:

"Use the force, and you will know."

David:

"I just hate the way the modern media objectifies women... Uh, sorry, what was I saying?"

"Yeah, I f*%ked her"
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"Nice Housing Bubbles"
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"That's my daughter, Hank"
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"How old? Damn!"
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"I smell money"

Kukn:

George's and David's suggestions beat the rest by a long run.

Mauser:

Um, what?

OH, it took me a minute to see the two guys there....

Okay, more like five.

Gwangi:

"Oh, yeah... Take a look at the future Mrs Eugene Fricklesnort."

Liam H:

If I may be technical for one moment Gerald: it's the ratio between the size of a woman's back and size of the mammary glands that draws our eye. In some circles its known as the "small back and big hooters principle".

B2V2:

"I betcha if you snip the locket... the head snaps off. Read it in a story somewhere."

King Kool:

Good lord, did you see how long that woman's neck was?

Thomas:

"Too close for missles... switching to guns."
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"Don't you judge me."
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tankscribe:

"If that new hire can program her way out of a paper sack, I'm Einstein."

Christopher:

Sure, you're a Mac and I'm a PC, but I think we can both agree on dual processors.

Will:

"If he hair's over her face, does that mean we have a shot?"

Zeg:

"That reminds me, I need a bowling partner"

Justin:

(This is really bad, but here goes)...

"That reminds me, do you have any chloroform?"

Ohhhh... I went there!

"Two blimps in a dead heat!"

snowdog:

It's some of my best work, but I had to reinforce her spine.

She said, "I'll do anything you want." And I said."Paint my house."

wes:

"I just hope she don't leave me after they're paid off."

Robert:

Forkum, your glasses have fogged up!

ss:

Actually, the joke's complete in the original version. Implied punchline: who the hell cares or knows what's going on in the background?

brian:

Oh sorry Peter...what did you say.

Volkulf:

"(Sigh) Have you seen my wife around..."

douglas:

"Kepler was mistaken, apparently."

Bill:

"It's a setup! She's an Employment Practices Attorney!"

Matt:

"Ask her what she'll do for a nickel."

Matt:

"Ask her what she'll do for a nickel."

Matt:

*sorry for the double post

Andy K.:

"No, no one has ever told me I look like Ben Stein."

Lord ZYRK:

either
"Those things are tiny. . . Er, her lips, I mean."
or
"You think she'll notice this martini tastes like dolphin tranquilizers?"

Myxx:

"Wow. I can hardly remember what Steve looked like before the operation."

Samurai Zergling:

"That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball."

Osvaldo Mandias:

"Two boobs."

Al:

Oh, that reminds me Fred, we've got bowling Wednesday. We've pulled the Knockers in the first round...

Matt:

"Earl, its a statistical certainty! The first 99 all slapped me."

meat:

"I was down there for a half hour in a rain storm and my hair was still dry"

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