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Posted on May 29, 2013 12:03 AM
Thanks for the laugh this morning.
May 29, 2013 11:15 AM
May 29, 2013 11:15
John Cox |
May 29, 2013 12:56 PM
May 29, 2013 12:56
Close, but no cigar.
May 29, 2013 2:40 PM
May 29, 2013 14:40
One Saturday in Basic Training, we stood inspection. Guy across from me got gigged for having dirt in the magazine for his rifle. He got extra duty, and therefore could not meet with his wife that afternoon in the company dayroom. He asked me to go and tell his wife that he'd see her the following weekend. I went down and told her that her husband got gigged for having a dirty magazine and that he'd see her the following weekend.
The next weekend, he met with his wife. Later, he came back to the squadbay and demanded to know why I'd told his wife that he'd gotten caught with a porno magazine!
May 29, 2013 8:40 PM
May 29, 2013 20:40
That's comedy gold. Real, without artificial circumstances with a beauty of a misunderstood phrase.
John Cox |
May 29, 2013 8:45 PM
May 29, 2013 20:45
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