1) NEVER write or draw just for the hell of it.
2) Stay digital. Virtual experience is way COOLEST.
3) Don't ever wonder what it might be like living in another culture.
4) Beat yourself up CONSTANTLY. You're mediocre at BEST.
5) NEVER take a break.
6) NEVER sing in the shower
7) AVOID new music, food and people.
8) Stay closed. An open heart is for SUCKERS.
9) Screw feed back. Who cares what other souls might contribute?
10) Trash any original ideas IMMEDIATELY!
11) Don't spend any time mastering a skill. Who needs THAT headache?
12) Eschew visiting any new places. Toxic shit lurks EVERYWHERE (except where you
13 ) NEVER count your blessings.
14) Obey all the established, sure-fire rules.
Now go out there and be NOBODY!