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How'd you know I'm a member of PETA?


Some Clown told me to hold the leash and wait here until he came back.

Dr. Bob:

Dad told me this is the only kind of dog he'd let me have.


When the guy made it for me, I asked "What breed". He said "Condom".


"My teacher gave me these little packets with greasy balloons in them, mommy told me that idle hands are the devil's workshop, daddy told me to go play outside, & Flinchy showed me how to do this."

Tom Wms.:

Yea, you can pet him, but you have to be careful. One little prick and he'll fart and fly away!


"I'm worried about him. Friday he has to get his shots."

John Cox:

"I'm pretty sure spaying her would be fatal."


"My other protection is a frisbee."

T again:

"This is my punishment for calling my Mom's Poise pads Whoopi Cushions."


No, really, it's pretty cool. No picking up poop - it just floats away.

Well, my dog is afraid of venereal disease


Go ahead. Step on him. You'll see why I call him "Puddles".

Ed B:

The lady next door keeps calling him "Fluffy" for some strange reason.



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