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Posted on July 22, 2010 4:09 PM
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HA! Great name.
Steve M |
July 22, 2010 8:29 PM
July 22, 2010 20:29
I feel a strong urgency to wrap my hands around those handlebars and yank with all my might to liberate him from that parasitic 'stache controlling his mind.
Is that so wrong?
July 22, 2010 8:47 PM
July 22, 2010 20:47
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July 22, 2010 11:24 PM
July 22, 2010 23:24
Y e e e s s s... m a a a a s t e r.
john cox |
July 23, 2010 12:04 AM
July 23, 2010 00:04
"Vote Democrat. All is well. You are happy. Conservatives are evil."
July 23, 2010 7:16 AM
July 23, 2010 07:16
I like the Zappa soul patch...hey are you sure that's not Frank?
July 23, 2010 9:00 AM
July 23, 2010 09:00
If it isn't Zappa, it's the evil Jim Croce from the parallel opposite universe... you know... kind of like the nice Eric Cartman with the goatee... or the Barack Obama who actually has a clue.
July 23, 2010 3:59 PM
July 23, 2010 15:59
I think I saw this guy on "America's Got Talent".
Tom Wms. |
July 23, 2010 6:10 PM
July 23, 2010 18:10
Unfortunately, America ain't got no grammar & it ain't got no sense, neither.
Contractions are for economy. It's idiotic to use a contraction to make a statement longer.
It should be "America Has Talent" (which, generally speaking, I'm not convinced is true).
People have gotten so accustomed to lazy-tongued slurs & that hard "T" sound jammed into everything they're butchering the language.
"Where are you?" - NOT - "Where [are] you at?"
"Nothing" - NOT - "Nuh-ehn".
July 24, 2010 6:22 AM
July 24, 2010 06:22
July 24, 2010 9:23 AM
July 24, 2010 09:23
That's a tough dialect to write--& even if you write it right, it isn't easy to read. The "GH" sound at the end of that expression is enunciated like the beginning of the Tim Taylor Tool-Man grunt. It's difficult to learn how to vocalize, but once you get it down, you're well on your way to speaking like an anti-achievement, anti-intellectual thug. Now go kill yourself some cracker babies.
Well... I just had to delete a long screed. It was edgy/funny, but it was also kind of dark.
July 25, 2010 3:20 AM
July 25, 2010 03:20
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