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"TWENTY BUCKS SAYS YOU HOOK ME INTO THE PIT OF GIANT FIRE SCORPIONS."

GarandFan:

"Yeah, I voted for the stimulus package. So what?"

wickedpinto:

"I totaly thought being Secretary of Commerce would give me at least ONE free hand."

Terwiliger:

"Media Corollaries for Democrats & ONLY Democrats--much like USGA rules--entitle you to take relief from a buried lie."

"You also get a special exemption to cheat on your scorecard & deduct penalty strokes while demagoguing those who propose rule changes that would result in legally avoiding the same penalties."

Jonathan Logan:

FORE!!!

Mental note: Never talk to that Elizabeth Hurley chick again.

Tom Wms.:

Nice pants.

HEY TOM

You got it. I "tee it up" and somebody sharp nails it.

Hey tough guy, TIGER can do this par four with an eight iron.

Thunderbottom:

How 'bout:
"That's it, mister! No more mulligans for you!"
or:
"I must say, the UAW runs a REALLY nice course."

Geez , I'm sorry I laughed when you skulled your approach on the last hole...
You're so damned touchy.

Terwiliger:

"This may look bad, but the next plane down is a bottomless pit where deceased politicians are tortured. Every time a politician tells another lie, another shovelful of excrement is thrown in. For the moment, they're going at such a rate in Washington that I'm able to stand on top of the pile & take a breather."

GarandFan:

"T", that reminds me of the joke where the politician dies and goes to hell. Devil ushers him into a room where he see's deceased buddies from his past. Their up to their knees in shit and all drinking coffee and talking. Politician says "I can live with this". Two minutes later the Devil says, "Coffee break is over, back on your heads."

Terwiliger:

G

I don't think I'd ever heard that one. Funny.

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