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Posted on August 20, 2008 5:25 PM
I da' know...she came blowing in one day on her umbrella. Said she came from Cherry Tree Lane. My dad says she's staying 'cause she straightened out some English brats one time. She's un-kool! All she does is wake up singing crap right out of ancient history, talks to the freaking birds, and shoves cough syrup down our throats. Ugggggh! She doesn't even have cell phone for Christ's sake.
August 20, 2008 9:27 PM
August 20, 2008 21:27
Usually, being filled with hot air isn't enough to get 'em floating, but when their egos get inflated like this, plus all that sunshine they blow up your skirt, there's nothing left for it but to tie a string to their ankles and wait until the election.
August 20, 2008 10:57 PM
August 20, 2008 22:57
Hold onto Harry while I go get the Nurse.
He put too much Stick-Um on his new broom.
August 20, 2008 11:49 PM
August 20, 2008 23:49
"Mom says he's full of hot air...Dad says he's full of crap. Mom said this proves she's right...then Dad said 'You'd better watch your head--that [insert politician's name here] crap can't fly forever.'"
August 21, 2008 12:04 AM
August 21, 2008 00:04
August 21, 2008 10:38 AM
August 21, 2008 10:38
Don't ask me how it happened! Death must have somehow outsmarted the security and gotten onto the conveyor belt while the balloon line was left unsupervised!
August 21, 2008 8:41 PM
August 21, 2008 20:41
I told you to stop yelling "Obama's here!". Luckily I don't let my Mom out these days without a rope around her ankle.
August 21, 2008 9:34 PM
August 21, 2008 21:34
"This really sucks. My parents made me join the 'church' of Scientology with them a few months ago. I'm not hip to the doctrine; I actually exposed the organization as a huge fraud by finding my local chapter's second set of books & posting them on my My Space page. In an attempt to convert me, they decided to discipline me by making me serve as a soul catcher 'until I come around to their way of thinking.' On a more positive note: Marcy, I'd like you to meet Isaac Hayes."
August 21, 2008 11:22 PM
August 21, 2008 23:22
I saw where the Chinese have kite fighting contests. I hope mine'll scare the crap out of 'em!
I'm hoping to get it entered in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
Tom Wms. |
August 22, 2008 1:47 PM
August 22, 2008 13:47
Frank got into our old acid stash today. He thinks he's Pegasus. And to think I said walking a dog would be a pain.
The Culinarian |
August 28, 2008 12:39 AM
August 28, 2008 00:39
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