I'm not exactly sure of the storyline, but I'm thinking it involves alot of clandestine wheeling-and-dealing....AND AWESOME BELLY BLOWS!!
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I'm not exactly sure of the storyline, but I'm thinking it involves alot of clandestine wheeling-and-dealing....AND AWESOME BELLY BLOWS!!
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Heyyyyaaaaaaaaah! I Samruai Lawyer! Heyyyaaaaaaaaah! I fight for you! Auuugh! Cut through red tape. Auuugh! Slash opposition! Heyuah!
Crush opponent! Bayyyyaaaah!
Take no prisoner! Auuugaaah!
Call 1-800-fat-slob for free consultation! We have financing! Habla Espanol. Aughhhhhhhh!!!
Posted by GarandFan | June 7, 2008 9:05 PM
Posted on June 7, 2008 21:05
Since the Judge held him in contempt of court for wearing only a thong, Samruai Lawyer has been sitting on the _______ [(case) (evidence) (client) (matter)]
and no one has been able to budge him. Chief Deputy Wilson Roundtree is beefing up at the local buffet but few see much chance of him settling the matter without assistance form the Feds. Samruai Lawyer is threatening to file a discrimination complaint against the judge if she doesn't back off the dress code in his case, claiming it is part of his firms trademark, motto (one call that's all) and important for the proper attitude of potential jurors. Developing.
Posted by Roger | June 7, 2008 9:32 PM
Posted on June 7, 2008 21:32
I'd say its more of a sumo wrestler there.
Posted by ... | June 7, 2008 10:57 PM
Posted on June 7, 2008 22:57
The Ellipsis beat me to the punch.
"You take dear, round eye...aw ah you grutton faw punishmen?"
Posted by Terwiliger | June 8, 2008 12:13 AM
Posted on June 8, 2008 00:13
HEY GARANFAN AND ROGER
Niiiiiice. That's why I do this crap, YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!!!!
Posted by john Cox | June 8, 2008 3:23 AM
Posted on June 8, 2008 03:23
Samurai Soap Operas.
Posted by Allen | June 9, 2008 1:41 AM
Posted on June 9, 2008 01:41
Samurai doesn't seem to pleased with the smell of his phone.....where does he keep that thing anyways?
Posted by dwight | June 9, 2008 5:02 PM
Posted on June 9, 2008 17:02
"Why they make buttons so smarr? It's too hahd faw fingas to press them!"
"Say 'Herro' to my ritter frien? Arr my friends ritter compare to Sumo Rawyer!!!"
Posted by Terwiliger | June 10, 2008 5:34 AM
Posted on June 10, 2008 05:34
Dear Mr. Samurai Lawyer.
We promise to free Mark Steyn if you will appear in court wearing a pair of pants.
Thanks,
The Canadian Human Rights Commission.
Posted by Doug Arthur | June 10, 2008 11:40 AM
Posted on June 10, 2008 11:40
...See you in court - ROFR (rolling on floor raughing)
Posted by dwight | June 10, 2008 3:07 PM
Posted on June 10, 2008 15:07
Funny Dwight...but your Japanese dialect could use some work--that should be:
Rorring on froor raughing (out roud)
Posted by Terwiliger | June 10, 2008 10:51 PM
Posted on June 10, 2008 22:51
"Buttons so smarr...So hod to diar numbah faw Itarian take-out so I can road carbs faw great case against McDonards faw making me fat...aftah great victory thanks to stupid American jury, maybe I could get dear with Sushi Hut to be nex Jarrod!"
Posted by Terwiliger | June 12, 2008 7:51 AM
Posted on June 12, 2008 07:51
Hey John, when did you take my picture?
Posted by Tom Wms. | June 13, 2008 5:10 PM
Posted on June 13, 2008 17:10