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Posted on May 6, 2008 4:52 PM
1. Hey, little girl. Wanna hold my septor?
2. You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
3. NO! You may NOT have some porridge for your little teddy bear!
4. In the words of the immortal James Brown, "I feeeeell good!"
Tom Wms. |
May 6, 2008 7:16 PM
May 6, 2008 19:16
No more gruel for you, 'cause I'm Ted Kennedy and I know what's good for you!
May 6, 2008 9:44 PM
May 6, 2008 21:44
"If you don't pull my finger soon I am going to explode!!!"
May 7, 2008 11:56 AM
May 7, 2008 11:56
Mind Auntie Hillary, now. I'm going to take away your things for your own good. Starting with your porridge. You might burn your tongue, you know.
May 7, 2008 12:40 PM
May 7, 2008 12:40
A flourishing fledgling will arise from ashes!
A sickly phoenix burns yet is not consumed!
The new will possess a liberty sired by lions!
The old a misery from moldy ideals!
From the moment of its inception
the fledgling’s lambs will strive to overthrow the pride!
They lie on their backs longing for all things that glitter
yet they shun the new means for the old mold!
As the end-days approach, the fledgling-no-more chooses from three!
A two-faced Shrilly Beast with a shriveled soul!
A giant-eared dufus—Oh Stigma with a vacuous crown!
And an oft-shunned republicrat Chronic Pain!
“Don’t look at me with those bug eyes, missy...you had a choice between Chicken Little & the quatrains from the tea leaves for your bed time story...although from my perspective, there isn’t much difference in substance.”
May 8, 2008 2:21 AM
May 8, 2008 02:21
Yeah, it's long. I had a creative burst, whether it's a hit or a miss. Sue me.
May 8, 2008 2:24 AM
May 8, 2008 02:24
Silly girl, the right to arm bears only applies to the militia!
May 8, 2008 10:27 AM
May 8, 2008 10:27
I've changed my mind. You may NOT have fresh eye soup for lunch!
May 8, 2008 2:28 PM
May 8, 2008 14:28
Somebody poked me in the eye from hehind!
Round up the usual suspects!
red collar |
May 8, 2008 10:00 PM
May 8, 2008 22:00
"Four cups of espresso & you're still awake? Well, I suppose you may have just ONE more...Then you'd better get to sleep, Master Tweaky of Starbuckshire!!!"
May 11, 2008 5:57 AM
May 11, 2008 05:57
jr. why Robert f. kennedy
Robert f. jr. kennedy president |
May 18, 2008 8:17 PM
May 18, 2008 20:17
f. kennedy Robert jr. run
won't jr. kennedy f. Robert |
May 25, 2008 9:17 AM
May 25, 2008 09:17
hot sex |
June 6, 2008 6:03 AM
June 6, 2008 06:03
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