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"Uh, Tom.....there's no easy way to say this: Allah commands me to downsize your white infidel ass."

God damn America! That's in the Bible. For killing innocent people. God damn America for treating citizens as less than human!


"..and then of course, I'll get the 72 virgins thing ...all in all quite an employment package from Obama & Sons, LLC."


I'm the new pilot for your corporate jet.


I know it's March 17th, I'm wearing a green turban aren't I?


"Allah Akbar!"


"Allah Akbar!"


We're adding a new category to the performance reviews --jihad.


I'm going to the airport, I'll be right back.


"They called me an Arab! Isn't that weird? I'm Sikh! It's almost like they see nothing but the turban. As if a turban was enough to make one a terrorist. It's like we're living in some sick cartoon world..."


"72 losers in 72 chcubichles...this is not at all what I echxpechted."

Tom Wms.:

Is my nose too big?

Tom Wms.:

If one more wise guy says, "It's as plain as the nose on your face" I'm gonna stuff his ass with a pipe bomb!!!!!!!!!


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