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Carry along, we are just taking care of few rabble rousers who did not meet up to EPA standards.
Posted by Jonathan Hohensee | February 11, 2008 1:28 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 01:28
"Your laser vision will come in handy for your security detail at this year's DNC, Captain Frenetic...All we ask is that you keep your eyes directed this way, as our think tank's meth lab is directly behind me."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 11, 2008 2:49 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 02:49
"Sure that's my nuclear reactor...but I planted that dandelion over there to offset any adverse environmental eff......uh oooooh."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 11, 2008 2:56 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 02:56
I don't care whose hero you are! You created this mess, so grab some gear from over there and start cleaning it up!
Posted by MikeM | February 11, 2008 7:03 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 07:03
I said: put the U-235 here and the U-236 there. Is it so challenging,to act responsible with those materials?
Posted by nichtidentisches | February 11, 2008 7:52 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 07:52
Trust me, Mr. Super-hero, I many only be a smelly enviro-whacko, but if I survive the fallout the mutations will make my winky this big and then we'll see who gets the chicks!
Posted by Kevin | February 11, 2008 10:22 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 10:22
Sorry. Us politicians probably shouldn't do the "Pull My Finger" gag.
Posted by snowdog | February 11, 2008 10:40 AM
Posted on February 11, 2008 10:40
It's to combat the 'Gore Effect'. Everywhere I go, I've been freezing my ass off.
Posted by GarandFan | February 11, 2008 1:51 PM
Posted on February 11, 2008 13:51
"Tell Mr.Gore that we've had it up to here
with his disregard of environmental issues
on his property.
This is another last warning."
Posted by red collar | February 11, 2008 4:27 PM
Posted on February 11, 2008 16:27
"No, I didn't see any terrorists. All I saw were peace-loving insurgents."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 11, 2008 8:30 PM
Posted on February 11, 2008 20:30
I told you that I wanted the heat over there!
Posted by Mike H. | February 12, 2008 12:25 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 00:25
"Howdy Captain Principle--and welcome tuh Electerable Moderateland. Idearlist Conservativeland is anuthuh two, three hunerd miles to th' raght. Feel free to drop in on yer way back...if we's still hyuh, that is."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 12, 2008 12:48 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 00:48
Can I assume you purchased carbon credits before nuking that terrorist camp?
Posted by steve | February 12, 2008 1:49 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 01:49
"I determine my political views like all the rest of the dumb masses--by holding a wet finger in the wind...but what does it mean when your finger's as hot as m----r f----r?"
Posted by Rutager | February 12, 2008 4:59 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 04:59
Why are you so worried about Iran? We've got global warming to attend to!
Posted by zellmad | February 12, 2008 10:59 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 10:59
"You're not going anywhere until you pick up that can."
Posted by Rokas | February 12, 2008 11:12 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 11:12
"Sorry about that. Grandma tried to use the VCR again."
Posted by Jonathan Hohensee | February 12, 2008 5:26 PM
Posted on February 12, 2008 17:26
That should have been, "...as hot as a..."
Sorry.
Posted by Rutager | February 12, 2008 10:58 PM
Posted on February 12, 2008 22:58
ZELLMAD had a good idea...what about this:
"Well...if you spin it right, you've gotta admit...that IS global warming."
Posted by Rutager | February 12, 2008 11:01 PM
Posted on February 12, 2008 23:01
"If a crazy little Iranian gets his hands on yellow cake, enriches it, makes warheads out of it, puts them in suitcases, smuggles them into America across the Mexican border, & somehow convinces a bunch of troubled, misdirected loners to carry them in to densely populated major metropolitan areas & detonate them...and we've got our heads buried in the sand...is he really a terrorist?"
Posted by Terwiliger | February 13, 2008 2:36 AM
Posted on February 13, 2008 02:36
"Howdy...My name's Colonel Kudzu, & I'd like to welcome you to our new radical-environmentalist theme restaurant. All we serve are natural laxatives, but in 15 minutes or less you can be eating your own piping-hot crap. That? That was Rosie O'Donnell...she had Mexican food for lunch, & believe it or not, it gets you even worse the second time around."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 13, 2008 2:49 AM
Posted on February 13, 2008 02:49
My name's Al Gore, and I approve this message.
Posted by Tom Wms. | February 18, 2008 12:38 PM
Posted on February 18, 2008 12:38
My name's Al Gore, and I approve this message.
(Did I post this twice?)
Posted by Tom Wms. | February 18, 2008 12:40 PM
Posted on February 18, 2008 12:40
TIMEOUT FOR YOU UNTIL YOU LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "detonation" AND "donation"!!!
Posted by mhc | February 18, 2008 6:51 PM
Posted on February 18, 2008 18:51