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UPADTE: If you like, we can start rating the "Say What?" dialogue entries by rubber chickens:
1 rubber chicken: Carrot Top funny (yawn)
2 rubber chickens: David Letterman funny (smile)
3 rubber chickens: Steve Martin funny (giggle)
4 rubber chickens: Richard Pryor funny ( gut-buster)

This may be harsh. Remember, there's no crying in cartooning. The comedians I chose are just a personal criteria. I'll leave it to you guys to define what a 1,2,3,4, ARBEE (rubber chicken) dialogue entry might be.


Comments (56)

Becca:

Mr. Lovett wants his hair back. Now!

┬┐Kramer from Seinfeld?

snowdog:

"We hear you have a stash of unpublished Cox & Forkums!"

"Ew. Ok, go put on some pants and THEN freeze. And bring your wallet! No wallet? A purse? But your chest is so hairy and... Well, yes, I did see your boobs but I thought... I'm sorry, ma'am. No, I'm still taking your money, but I'm sorry about everything else."

GarandFan:

Wadda mean, 'It ain't loaded, dumbass'?

Kevin; having been awaken from a dream involving Britany Spears, Heidi Klum and Heather Locklear, then proceeded in putting the revolver "where the sun don't shine".

The ACLU, of course, was incensed.

"Good Evening. My name is Mook, and I'll be your robber for this evening."

Zachg56:

I think liz hit that one dead on

"Stop staring at me like that, it creeps me out"

Much appreciated, GarandFan. :) I'm kickin' butt and taking names... 'cause I like to keep a list of whose butt I'm kicking for my resume as a professional butt kicker. :) Yet, I can't help but think that you'd make a better protagonist in this one...

"Stick 'em up!" G looked dismissively down the barrel of his would-be robber's pea shooter. "Do it! He's got a gun!," Heidi said as she clung tightly to G. Amused now, G replied, "That's not a gun." Then, pulling out an M1, he said, "that's a gun."

Moral: You do not mess with a guy whose nickname is "GarandFan" (or "Crocodile" for that matter).

Gwangi:

"'Stick'em up' means your hands not your hairs!"

snowdog:

Hold it! Taste Police! Step away from the hair gel!

Renegade_Azzy:

What do you mean you dont want to pay more taxes?

Renegade_Azzy:

Pres. Edwards says you have to drop em and cough....

GarandFan:

Kevin, congrats, most don't make the connection.

Snowdog/Renegade: Those are good!

Yeah, I like snowdog's "taste police." It matches well and made me smile. The guy looks suitably unamused by the comment.

Hey John, maybe someday there could be a moderation or ranking option next to each of our comments, particularly for "Say What". Is that possible with Movable Type?

What do you guys think?

snowdog:

Could be fun. Maybe John could add the winning entry to the artwork.

Theo Metaxas:

Is it or is it not snowing in Buenos Aries?

"Wa you say 'bout Bono?"

"Wat you say 'bout Bono?"

Zeg:

You really should've listened to the
Republicans..Infidel dog

Terwiliger:

"Gimme all your carbon offsets in small denominations."

Terwiliger:

"That's one heck of a poker face...and that's also one hilarious 'tell'. Should I take your follicular distress as an indication that something has motivated you to reconsider your position on gun control?"

Constantine:

Make one more Rocky movie Stallone and it's curtians.

Terwiliger:

"I've decided to adopt a more permanent solution than duct tape...AND...I don't know which makeover was worse--the old 'earth tones & beard' look or the new 'Buttafuoco'."

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