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John Cox:

"UTAH IS OUT OF BOUNDS."

Tiger Woods would use a five iron. Barack Obama would take a mulligan.

Zeroth:

"The hills are aliiiive with the sound of muuuuusic, with songs they have sung for a thousand years!" Here's a putter, Bob.

Fact: the Highlands of Scotland were built by the first golfers not replacing their divots.

Terwiliger:

"Carl never got the gopher, but Wang got the mineral rights."

Johnny Logan:

Pass me my divining rod Driver...

John Cox:

HEY Z

Made me laugh. You gotta be a golfer.

Doc Al:

"Where's that Wallenda guy with the tight rope when you need him?"

GarandFan:

Told you that you could make eagle on this hole.

But I didn't think you'd really score AN EAGLE!

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

GarandFan:

Listen, I know you're brimming with confidence, BUT a putter? Come on!

John Cox:

"YOU SEE THE VULTURES GATHERED AROUND THE NASH FOURSOME? THAT'S 240 YARDS TO THE PIN."

Dr. Bob:

Pretend you're Michael Jordan playing "horse" with Larry Bird... you can make it in one if you bounce it off the clown's right foot and you time it just right to miss the swinging bowling pin.

Anonymous:

"I told you to hurry up & get in front of Paul Bunyan... & keep it away from the big brown piles--I'm not moving any loose impediments."

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Tom Wms.:

"I think I'd lay up on this one."

Fact: Holston Hills CC in Knoxville, TN has a similar hole.

devon cox:

five bucks says you cant find your ball.

Cowboy:

Take a 5 irrr'n and lay up..then a 7 tweew ta grrren, ya coood save bogey.

"Knock it off Captain Caddy, give me the the 3 wood"

"Whack"

"Sh#t G#% Damn it. F#%^ing hell. How did that happen" S#it!

"You're Fired"

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