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Comments (10)

Crania:

You're sending me where in a handbasket?

GarandFan:

How did I know it would be you? Call it a lucky guess!

Craniac:

To follow G's theme:
I knew it would be you. Phil, the Supreme Ruler of Heck was number 333.

My apologies to Scott Adams and Dilbert.

Terwiliger:

You don't look like Barney the CVte pVrpLe DInosaVr.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Murdock. I've read THE Book cover to cover more times than I can count, & it says absolutely nothing about "$1,000 seeds." You laid up your treasure at Hacienda de Paz, so deal with it. The best advice I can give you is to take one of your golden calves & see if you can find somebody who has a few beans he'll trade you for it--& then water & fertilize the hell out of them. Literally.
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Sorry, dude. I could let you back in if you got your hand stamped... but that is most certainly NOT the correct stamp.


Lord, I apologize [for the third one]... & please be with the starving Pygmies down in New Guinea.

GarandFan:

Uh...sorry, but NO ONE has ever complained before about NOT having a DOWN escalator. And as for 'customers' taking their sweet time and dawdling in the stairwell.....

Anonymous:

Please show some restraint, guv'nuh. I 'ave absolutely no sympathy faw you whatsoevuh. You've 'ad yaw moment a millennium ago, you did. Enjoy yaw time contemplating the consequences. I've shown you all the politesse I'm inclined to, I 'ave. Now move along.

Craniac:

T,
The mathematical proof that Barney was Satan was the first thing I saw on the internet. I almost decided I didn't need the 'net. Someone had TOO much time on his hands.

Dr. Bob:

Sometimes you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Ed B:

Sorry, this is the Stairway to Heaven. You want the Highway to Hell.

GarandFan:

No we can't rename the Down escalator "Route 66".

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