Say What? (John Cox Art)

Come on! COAL in my sock? You're not very environmentally conscious, are you? Bet your workshop contributes to Global Warming! Ya know, Polar Bears are drowning! Al Gore said so!

Posted by GarandFan | December 20, 2011 9:12 PM

Posted on December 20, 2011 21:12

Craniac:

I know I shouldn't have shot Rudolph's nose with my Red Rider BB gun but it was just too tempting. Besides, I didn't put anybody's eye out. Come on Santa, you were a kid once. Weren't you?

Posted by Craniac | December 20, 2011 9:19 PM

Posted on December 20, 2011 21:19

Craniac:

Sorry about that Santa. I loose bladder control when I get too excited. Maybe I shouldn't have had that extra large Coke while waiting in line.

Posted by Craniac | December 20, 2011 9:37 PM

Posted on December 20, 2011 21:37

John Cox:

HEY DEVON

Ahhh....could be the makings of a zombie elf.

Posted by John Cox | December 20, 2011 10:11 PM

Posted on December 20, 2011 22:11

Dr. Bob:

Boy, those postings are really good.

Ok, try I must.

Sorry, Santa - I always get the silent but deadlies when I eat Mexican.

Sorry - got a DUI while driving your sleigh. The cops towed it to impound, but the reindeer are at Animal Control except for Rudy - he's in detox.

But Santa, I had to croak off those protesters, they were threatening my regime!

Posted by Dr. Bob | December 20, 2011 10:48 PM

Posted on December 20, 2011 22:48

Mauser:

"Aw, Come on. If ALL kids were good, you would run out of presents!"

(Can't claim credit for this though)

Posted by Mauser | December 21, 2011 5:40 AM

Posted on December 21, 2011 05:40

Jason:

"I did not tie that knot in Suzie's hair!"

Posted by Jason | December 21, 2011 11:37 AM

Posted on December 21, 2011 11:37

Tom Wms.:

Aw, common, Santa. Are you SURE you checked the list twice?

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 21, 2011 5:32 PM

Posted on December 21, 2011 17:32

Tom Wms.:

Okay, Santa. I take it back. I believe!

Posted by Tom Wms. | December 21, 2011 5:33 PM

Posted on December 21, 2011 17:33

Terwiliger:

"What's TANSTAAFT?"

Posted by Terwiliger | December 21, 2011 10:54 PM

Posted on December 21, 2011 22:54

Terwiliger:

THE LONG VERSION:

"You mean when I get all the toys I think I have a RIGHT to it means that somebody else has to give up something they worked for? Hey--I'm O.K. with that as long as they don't know me. Hmmmpf. Compulsory charity rules. Screw human kindness. RELATIONSHIPS don't matter... It's all about the STUFF, man!"

Posted by Terwiliger | December 21, 2011 10:56 PM

Posted on December 21, 2011 22:56

Bored and can't sleep:

"ARE YOU DEAF?!! I SAID, 'F___ TOYS!!! BRING ME SOME STIMULUS PAYMENT OBAMA MONEY AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST!!!"

Posted by Bored and can't sleep | December 22, 2011 1:35 AM

Posted on December 22, 2011 01:35

Bored and can't sleep:

"What're you gonna do? We have you where we want you. We're all little punks now. Call it unionization, collusion, a conspiracy - whatever. Obama will bankrupt you before you can give every little punk coal. You have no choice but to reward our tantrums. The only thing we don't have over you is that you don't have to worry about losing incumbency."

Posted by Bored and can't sleep | December 22, 2011 1:45 AM

Posted on December 22, 2011 01:45

Anonymous:

"What? Grampa Jerry told me to shake my moneymaker."

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2011 1:51 AM

Posted on December 22, 2011 01:51

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