Today is national "Talk Like a Pirate Day". So have it, m' hearties.
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Today is national "Talk Like a Pirate Day". So have it, m' hearties.
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Comments (17)
Arrugh Lass! Ye never herd o' Captain Spatula? Ruler of the Spanish Omelet?
Posted by GarandFan | September 19, 2011 5:03 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 17:03
Arrgh Lassie! It may not be scary in a fight but it sure helps cleaning up after me bird!
Posted by Craniac | September 19, 2011 5:12 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 17:12
"Me hook's in the shop, me beauty"
Posted by John Cox | September 19, 2011 5:35 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 17:35
"AHOY, YE LASSIE! I’m’s a’ready t’ scramble yer cackleberries in th’ mornin’. Argggh y’ gonna give up th’ booty freely orgggh is I’m’s’a gonna haff t’ load ye t’ th’ gunwalls afore?"
Posted by Terwiliger | September 19, 2011 6:00 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 18:00
yar i be haz metal hand
Posted by devon | September 19, 2011 6:35 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 18:35
"Ye's ne'er heard tell o' Long John Silver Dollar Pancakes?"
Posted by Rutager | September 19, 2011 7:25 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 19:25
...and the bartender sez to the pirate "Why be there a steerin' wheel in yer trousers?". And the pirate answers "Arrrrgh! It be drivin' me nuts!"
Posted by Ed B | September 19, 2011 9:14 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 21:14
Did you all (ya'll) know that today is talk Pirate Day. For you Facebook users you can go to Profile-Language-and choose-English Pirate and your whole page is in Pirate.
Posted by Cowboy | September 19, 2011 9:23 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 21:23
Aye Lassie, I be the Gally Cook! Lost me 'han with the cleaver chas'n afer a grub com'n out 'o the meat bar'l. Missed a 'wee might!
Posted by Cowboy | September 19, 2011 9:28 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 21:28
T:
Back to Kojak! Yes they still showed smoking then, but they didn't show him chain smoking.
I was just a lad too, but read that later!
Posted by Cowboy | September 19, 2011 9:44 PM
Posted on September 19, 2011 21:44
Hey DEVON
That be a nice one, good sir. 'Tis a thing that warms me heart.
Posted by John Cox | September 20, 2011 1:54 AM
Posted on September 20, 2011 01:54
"She may seem strange, but she beats a' scratchin' both o' yer eyes out."
Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2011 3:30 AM
Posted on September 20, 2011 03:30
"Argggh... a'hoistin' goobers with a hook is like grubbin' at a Chinese buffet with a lone chopstick."
Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2011 3:37 AM
Posted on September 20, 2011 03:37
I might ha' had the booty for a nice new hook, if only I'd been checkin' me credit score.
Posted by ethanomx | September 20, 2011 8:07 AM
Posted on September 20, 2011 08:07
Aye Lass, this be tha new Ronco Flip Swatter. I stole it for $19 gold pieces (2/fer one). I can flip me eggs, swat a fly, or paddle ye bottom and never change tools!
Posted by Tom Wms. | September 20, 2011 1:32 PM
Posted on September 20, 2011 13:32
Aye! Tis a true modern curse! Canna' 'old me iPad an text at tha same tyme!
Posted by GarandFan | September 20, 2011 5:20 PM
Posted on September 20, 2011 17:20
"Roger be not very jolly... Roger had t' give up 'is hook a'cause th' Barry went an' instituted hook control... Roger'd think the worst of it is that it be a Nerf spatula... but NOOOO... Th' worst of it be tha' the full measure of Roger's booty be committed to financin' some gubmint boondoggle fer th' nex' ten yearggghs... Barry'd be th' guy what's takin' the bread out o' Roger's mouth... Roger'd be a'wantin' a piece o' Barry..."
Posted by Terwiliger | September 21, 2011 12:07 AM
Posted on September 21, 2011 00:07