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"How'd ya like me to set you up with this heifer from Jersey?"
Posted by GarandFan | August 31, 2011 11:57 AM
Posted on August 31, 2011 11:57
John-
Put the guy in a three-piece suit and change the book to "Federal Regulations" and you'll have MY problem covered...
And if you do, I'm copying it to my poor little blog.
Thanks for all of your work!
MC
Posted by mostly cajun | August 31, 2011 12:10 PM
Posted on August 31, 2011 12:10
"When did they start putting centerfolds in the Farmer's Almanac? I just wish that staple wasn't in the middle of her third udder!"
Posted by Doc Al | August 31, 2011 2:33 PM
Posted on August 31, 2011 14:33
"See this diagram from the American Beef Association? It shows that the area just above your ribcage makes the tenderest steaks."
Posted by Doc Al | August 31, 2011 3:50 PM
Posted on August 31, 2011 15:50
"Okay, seein' as this is your first matin' season, here's what you do....."
Posted by GarandFan | August 31, 2011 4:04 PM
Posted on August 31, 2011 16:04
Wish other people could make such a good site. Best regards! Gregory I. Hinson.
Posted by Gregory I. Hinson | August 31, 2011 5:01 PM
Posted on August 31, 2011 17:01
Gee, get here late and all the good lines have been taken.
"It says right here in the ad Ralph, "Beef, it's what's for dinner."
"It says right here - Black Angus is the best for steaks, but you, sir are a Hereford."
"You getting horny yet?"
"Don't get so excited, those teats are surgically enhanced."
Posted by Dr. Bob | August 31, 2011 11:18 PM
Posted on August 31, 2011 23:18
Rats! Dr Bob beat me to the boob joke!
Posted by GarandFan | September 1, 2011 12:24 AM
Posted on September 1, 2011 00:24
Young man just where did you acquire this .. er .. a .. literature?
Posted by GarandFan | September 1, 2011 12:25 AM
Posted on September 1, 2011 00:25
Do you see anything in here about an earthquake in Virginia? No! And that's why you're fired as editor of the 2012 edition.
Posted by Ed B | September 1, 2011 12:27 AM
Posted on September 1, 2011 00:27
Look, it says here plain as day: "Red sky at night, shepherd's delight". Now go back and tell your ovine buddies to get their wooly butts over here.
Posted by Ed B | September 1, 2011 12:30 AM
Posted on September 1, 2011 00:30
"Weeeellll dogie! He's fallen a long ways since Earth in the Lurch, but if this here Al Gore feller is right, I'm gonna be expectin' you gals to be squirtin' out crèmes brûlées."
Posted by Terwiliger | September 1, 2011 12:58 AM
Posted on September 1, 2011 00:58
Look what the Almanac says about stock yards! I you don't start producin', I'm sendin your ass to Omaha!!
Posted by Tom Wms. | September 1, 2011 5:08 PM
Posted on September 1, 2011 17:08