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Umpaloopahs as TSA agents!
Posted by GarandFan | November 22, 2010 7:10 PM
Posted on November 22, 2010 19:10
The Oompa-Loompas had it easy. Everybody who stepped out of line was guilty.
The stupid-a__ed TSA is picking every 10th passenger for screening. More than 800 million commercial airline fares are into, out of, or pass through the U.S. per year.
Screen 1 in 10 (to avoid profiling), & that's 80 million times someone is pulled aside by airport "security" to avoid "profiling".
Why? Because 19 whack-job Muslims hijacked 4 planes on September 11, 2001, another whack-job Muslim tried to blow up a plane with his shoe, & another whack-job Muslim tried to blow up a plane with his drawers.
If you ask me, the way the TSA is doing things is like buying a .50-caliber Barrett to go polar bear hunting, chartering a boat to take them 60 miles out into the Gulf of Mexico, & shooting every 10th dolphin.
Posted by Terwiliger | November 23, 2010 6:56 AM
Posted on November 23, 2010 06:56
HEY T
Do you even TRY to pay sttention to the visual for this post? You know,"nonsense"..."wisest of men"...?
How can you take such a fun, whimsical sentiment and turn into an excuse for bitter hyperbole toward the TSA? Wrong comment on the wrong thread.
Try harder to ADD to the thread....not TAKE AWAY.
Your anger is showing.
Posted by John Cox | November 23, 2010 7:06 AM
Posted on November 23, 2010 07:06
Given how 'wise' Obama is purported to be, I'd like to see his idea of 'a litte nonsense'.
Oh, wait. That would be his administration, wouldn't it?
Posted by GarandFan | November 23, 2010 2:11 PM
Posted on November 23, 2010 14:11
Mmmm, chocolate. Err, sorry. On a low carb diet here!
Posted by snowdog | November 23, 2010 2:21 PM
Posted on November 23, 2010 14:21
One thing I learned a long time ago. NEVER get between my wife and a piece of chocolate.
And NEVER take the last piece!
Posted by GarandFan | November 23, 2010 3:20 PM
Posted on November 23, 2010 15:20
Nonsense, combined with silliness is vastly underrated.
The Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges would heartily agree.
Posted by Dr. Bob | November 23, 2010 10:48 PM
Posted on November 23, 2010 22:48
JOHN:
Sorry.
GF mentioned the TSA & Oompa-Loompas & I just ran with that.
I don't know why my anger would be showing. With such a wonderfully competent, transparent administration that consistently shows so much respect for both the Constitution & the citizenry, I guess I should be be able to see how everything is candy daffodil teacups & lollipops (aw, man--Michelle ate all the good stuff & all that's left for us is Fresca & a bunch of wax lips & teeth sweetened with stevia).
How's this:
I imagine the administration taking a trip to the chocolate factory: Janet Napolitano as a bloated blue ball, tipped on her side to be rolled away to have the begeezus squeezed out of her--kind of like a hammer pounding on one of Larry's dog ticks; Barry parting the chocolate river so the entitled ones could cross over into the land of mopes & dummies.
Q: Why are so many people irate about Nativity scenes being placed on "government" property?
A: It's a sore reminder that there are at least 3 more wise men in the Nativity than there are in all of government.
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I never thought my life could be
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But suddenly I begin to see
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