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Ma'm this is a one-time only offer. Now YOU can buy protection from tax increases! No worries about the future. No worries about audits! Just a $10K donation to the DNC/2010 election fund, and YOU ARE HOME FREE! Trust me!
Posted by GarandFan | September 2, 2010 6:49 PM
Posted on September 2, 2010 18:49
Now you, too, can have a box of Hope for all your spare -- and not-so-spare -- Change.
Posted by jet | September 2, 2010 7:35 PM
Posted on September 2, 2010 19:35
Would you like to buy a box of low-fat, organic, fair trade, Obamacare approved cookies?
Posted by Jason | September 2, 2010 8:51 PM
Posted on September 2, 2010 20:51
This is your Obamacare package! There's some pills in there! Some aspirin, Tylenol PM, B-vitamins, and Red Bull. If your tumor get's worse, call the hot line and your call will be returned within a month by a beauro- I mean a staff member from my Hellcare Czar. He will outline the details of when you may see an actual doctor. Also, the kit, put together by personnel from our SEIU job creation program, is refillable.
Posted by Cowboy | September 3, 2010 1:43 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 01:43
Don’t complain that the don’t taste good at first. These cookies will get better as you eat them.
Posted by Sandor at the Zoo | September 3, 2010 2:52 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 02:52
"It's the law now: you WILL buy a box and you WILL enjoy them!"
or:
"You'll have to buy a box to learn what's in them."
Posted by Thunderbottom | September 3, 2010 8:24 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 08:24
"Michelle says that the president's daughter shouldn't have to sell her own cookies."
Posted by snowdog | September 3, 2010 8:26 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 08:26
"I'm working on my first merit badge. I've never done anything of merit before."
Posted by Terwiliger | September 3, 2010 11:27 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 11:27
"Yeah, yeah... The general theme of my campaign was 'Let them eat cake.' Well, some cuts had to be made, & they aren't gonna come out of my agenda."
Posted by Terwiliger | September 3, 2010 11:29 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 11:29
"These aren't cookies. They're hermetically sealed brown shirts."
Posted by Terwiliger | September 3, 2010 11:33 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 11:33
"I forget why I'm here. You wouldn't happen to have a teleprompter I could borrow, would you?"
Posted by Terwiliger | September 3, 2010 11:35 AM
Posted on September 3, 2010 11:35
"Things have been a bit rough since the 2012 election. But make no mistake: the American People want Tag-alongs."
Posted by snowdog | September 3, 2010 2:00 PM
Posted on September 3, 2010 14:00
Why? Because I lost a bet to Nancy Pelosi, that's why!
Posted by Ed B | September 3, 2010 2:29 PM
Posted on September 3, 2010 14:29
"I PUSH JUST A FEW HUNDRED BILLIONS OF THESE AND I'M GOLDEN."
Posted by john cox | September 3, 2010 5:41 PM
Posted on September 3, 2010 17:41
"This is the only way the peons in my Regime will let me help them with their campaigns."
Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2010 11:38 PM
Posted on September 3, 2010 23:38
"Merit? I'm a 'legacy', I'm half privileged white upper class, and I'm half minority."
Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2010 11:43 PM
Posted on September 3, 2010 23:43
"It's my own special recipe... they're called 'Samoa B.S.'"
Posted by Terwiliger | September 3, 2010 11:55 PM
Posted on September 3, 2010 23:55
To reuse a line from George Bush...
"Brownie, you've done a heck of a job..."
Posted by Dr. Bob | September 4, 2010 12:11 AM
Posted on September 4, 2010 00:11
"We were passing by and noticed the Obama/Marx bumper sticker on your car. Bill Ayers would like you to accept this as a token of his appreciation."
Posted by Anonymous | September 4, 2010 4:58 PM
Posted on September 4, 2010 16:58
"I'm sorry ma'am. Since I wrecked the economy, we can't afford to pay cash for your vote this year. Would you be interested in some nylons, a chocolate bar, or a couple of loosies?"
Posted by Terwiliger | September 4, 2010 5:03 PM
Posted on September 4, 2010 17:03
It's time to put a leash on T. again. Down, boy.
Posted by Rutager | September 4, 2010 10:19 PM
Posted on September 4, 2010 22:19
SNARRRRRRL
Posted by Terwiliger | September 5, 2010 4:22 AM
Posted on September 5, 2010 04:22
"Little Susie left her 'orgy pack' of condoms in the back of Scott Brown's truck."
Posted by Terwiliger | September 6, 2010 12:44 AM
Posted on September 6, 2010 00:44
we're selling menthols this year...
Posted by rob sama | September 6, 2010 10:08 AM
Posted on September 6, 2010 10:08
Shouldn't that be "Thin Menthols"?
Posted by Terwiliger | September 7, 2010 1:02 AM
Posted on September 7, 2010 01:02
...and the other flavors would be:
Cram-'em-Downs
Gruel Sandwiches/Dos-à-Dos
ShortChanged
Much Ado About Nothings/Animal Farms/Thanks for Nothing
Crazy Go Rounds
Hyde Park Mansion Dremes
Round the Corners (replaced Lemonades)
Leche De Cerdo (Leche De Burro in some markets)
F U Berry Munch
Allahu Ak-Bars (a test product for 2010, initially available in limited localities--Lower Manhattan & Fort Hood, Texas)
Posted by Terwiliger | September 7, 2010 1:46 AM
Posted on September 7, 2010 01:46
I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did you create this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you? Plz reply back as I'm looking to create my own blog and would like to know wheere u got this from. thanks
Posted by Link Building | November 4, 2010 12:01 PM
Posted on November 4, 2010 12:01
High quality info here! Keep up the great work. I love the feelings being expressed.
Posted by Link Building | November 4, 2010 5:23 PM
Posted on November 4, 2010 17:23