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Terwiliger:

GANGRENE & HAM

That's a NICE one. I can add no more.

john cox:

I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A BOX
I WILL NOT EAT THEM WITH A FOX

I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE
I WILL NOT EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE

I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM.

Cowboy:

I will not like it here or there;
I will not like it anywhere;
I do not want your fix;
Embedded with a socialist mix;
Not in a house;
Not with a mouse;
Not in a box;
Not with a fox;
I do not think we're in a jam;
Quit you're lying Sam I am;
I do not like your healthcare and ham!

Doc Al:

I will not eat them in a box
I will not interview with FOX.

GarandFan:

So take your lines
and silly fines,
and put them where
the sun don't shine!

Cowboy:

Not sure, but I think GF just told the POTUS to stick it up his ass! LOL Good one!

Your evil plan is such a lie,
the elderly will have to die,
Soylent Green IS PEOPLE , Sam,
And I won't eat Green Eggs and Gram!

Too much time on my hands:

I do not want them from the House.
Nor with protected species mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like gangrene and ham.
I do not like them… Sam I am.

Would you take them in a genie’s lamp?
Or in a fascist labor camp?

Not in a lamp.
Not in a camp.
Not from the House.
Not with a mouse.
I do not want them here or there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want gangrene and ham.
I do not want them… Sam I am.

Would you? Could you? At GM?
Take them! Take them! lus-u-Stim!

I would not, could not, at GM.

You may like them. You will see.
Let’s fly-by Statue of Liberty!

You should not fly-by. Can’t you see?
Not at GM! You let me be.

I do not want them in a lamp.
I do not want them in a camp.
I do not want them from the House.
I do not want them with a mouse.
I do not want them here or there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want gangrene and ham.
I do not want them… Sam I am.

A private plane!
A private plane!
Could you, would you, on a plane?

Not on a plane! Not in a tree!
Not at GM! Now let me be!

I would not, could not, in a lamp.
I could not, would not, in a camp.
I will not take them with a mouse.
I will not take them from the House.
I will not take them here or there.
I will not take them anywhere.
I do not like gangrene and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say! In the dark? I’m sure you’ll find
You’ll like them
With head up your butt like mine!

I WILL not, SHALL not, in the dark.

Would you, in the forest rain?

I would not, in the forest rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a plane.
Not at GM. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, ‘Bam, you see.
Not from the House. Not in a lamp.
Not with a mouse. Not in a camp.
I do not want them here or there.
I do not want them anywhere!

You do not like gangrene and ham?
I do not like them… Sam I am.

Could you, say, with Barney Frank?

I WILL not, say with Barney Frank!

Perhaps when threatened with a tank?

I WILL not, say, with Barney Frank.
I WILL not even from fear of tank.

I do not want them in the rain.
I do not want them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not want them in a lamp.
I do not want them in a camp.
I do not want them from the House.
I do not want them with a mouse.
I do not want them here or there.
I do not want them ANYWHERE!

I do not want gangrene and ham!
I do not like them, Sam I am.

You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Obama, if you let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

He tastes them!

Say! He’s dead! Gangrene and ham
Has killed the once-great Sam-I-am!
Forget the boat, that ship is sunk
And all that’s left is stench of skunk...

And he can’t eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a plane.
And at GM. And in a tree.
HE CAN’T! HE CAN’T! He’s dead, you see!

He can’t eat them in a lamp.
And he can’t eat them in a camp.
And he can’t eat them from the House.
And he can’t eat them with a mouse.
And he can’t eat them here and there.
Say! he can’t eat them ANYWHERE!

What’s the lesson we have learned
When hist’ry’s pages back are turned?
When empires rise,
When empires fall,
What can we learn from it all?

Governments that govern best
Are governments which govern less.

And precious liberty, once forgone,
Is lost for good… Goodbye! So long!

As Paine proclaimed with heated breath,
“Give me liberty, or death!”

But death from providence, fall or stand…
Not from your gangrene and ham.

Cowboy:

That's just wonderful! This has to get out!

Too much time on my hands:

I'm glad you guys liked it.

You should have seen the one I didn't finish:

We don't want your gangrene and pork
You self-important commie dork...

I quit about 2 verses in because it varied too much from the original, if you didn't read it right the meter seemed off, & IMO it was more than a bit over-the-top, rhetorically speaking.

This one needs a couple of minor fixes (e.g., one of the "Sam I am"s is hyphenated & shouldn't be), but no biggie.

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