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True Story:
"No this isn't Humanities 102 This is Math 494"
First Day of Diff. Eq. in college
Alex
Posted by Alex | June 23, 2008 2:53 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 14:53
Another day in post-racist, post-misogynist Western culture: "Are you sure you're in the right room?"
Posted by David | June 23, 2008 3:41 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 15:41
"Is this correct, professor?"
Posted by David | June 23, 2008 3:44 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 15:44
No, Dr. Smythe - in our racial/gender quota formula here at our Temple of Learning, this should be E-3xy to reduce the number of undesirable students by gender, skin color and sexual preferences...
Posted by mike | June 23, 2008 4:10 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 16:10
"My wife doesn't understand me."
Posted by john Cox | June 23, 2008 4:11 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 16:11
It's not that simple, Michelle. Here, let me explain it to you one more time...
Posted by Tom Wms. | June 23, 2008 5:19 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 17:19
Hmm. Let me see, Michelle. Based on all the data, Barak's chances of winning are...
Posted by Tom Wms. | June 23, 2008 5:22 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 17:22
No, seriously. These are the adjustments that we have to make to surface-station temperature records so that pre-1980 temps are lower and post-1980s are higher.
How else do you expect us to convince the public that we should run the global economy?
Oh, and that sweater will be TOTALLY inappropriate in the future. Get something more filmy, will ya?
Posted by dicentra | June 23, 2008 5:52 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 17:52
"Whether or not I am wearing pants is irrelevant to this equation."
Posted by Kevin | June 23, 2008 7:00 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 19:00
And as you can see by my mathematical proof, it is conclusive that you should go out to dinner with me tonight!
Posted by rob sama | June 23, 2008 7:41 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 19:41
Therefore: Time does equal money.
Posted by Allen | June 23, 2008 8:34 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 20:34
My, those are very impressive . . . pocket protectors.
Posted by ethanomx | June 23, 2008 11:13 PM
Posted on June 23, 2008 23:13
"Yeeeeaaah...I noze muh paihs 'n sigmuhs is bakwids 'n muh demonimatuz be ridin' lo...buh'ahm a maf pimp, 'n dats how ah roll...nowhuh'aaaahmsayin?"
Posted by Terwiliger | June 24, 2008 3:25 AM
Posted on June 24, 2008 03:25
"Have you seen my glasses anywhere?"
"It's not working out! It's not WORKING OUUT!!"
"Okay, what random maths squiggle do you want me to write next?"
Posted by Kukn | June 24, 2008 5:44 AM
Posted on June 24, 2008 05:44
1. "No, I don't know what it means, either. But it certainly looks impressive."
2. "And all that--to prove to you that no, I cannot give you a B for the course."
3. "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
Posted by vxbush | June 24, 2008 9:28 AM
Posted on June 24, 2008 09:28
Sure, I could just tell you what time it is, but where's the fun in that?
Posted by Kevin | June 24, 2008 9:33 AM
Posted on June 24, 2008 09:33
"...and that's why woman can't 'do math'. Simple, huh?"
Posted by GarandFan | June 24, 2008 9:51 AM
Posted on June 24, 2008 09:51
"Um, Miss Letourneau, that IS a slide rule in my pocket, AND I am most happy to see you.
Once you finish Teacher's College, though, you should find a younger man."
Posted by Terry_Jim | June 25, 2008 12:59 AM
Posted on June 25, 2008 00:59
"Actually, this is gibberish...I hate to admit it, but I miss those entitled, socially promoted idjits we churn out, & I do this every Monday of summer break to remind me of them to get me through to August."
Posted by Terwiliger | June 25, 2008 1:15 AM
Posted on June 25, 2008 01:15
"Yes, the administration actually makes me give partial credit for creativity... I would have given you credit for 'metric seven', but your failure to cite Fred G. Sanford is an honors violation for plagiarism..."
Who cares if you're an idiot as long as you give somebody else credit?
Posted by Terwiliger | June 25, 2008 5:53 AM
Posted on June 25, 2008 05:53
"Sorry, this is an engineering class. I don't credit for what you wish the answer was. Try poltical science."
Posted by Mutt | June 25, 2008 9:47 AM
Posted on June 25, 2008 09:47
1. "So you see, this is why I can't go out with you."
2. "This is how much money you can save if you just wait for the BOGO sale at Payless."
3. "Yes, this is Math 650, but you're a girl."
4. "HELP ME! If I stop writing equations the black board will explode."
Posted by mgnmfrc1 | June 25, 2008 12:54 PM
Posted on June 25, 2008 12:54
See, it's simple!
Posted by Militant Bibliophile | June 26, 2008 6:27 PM
Posted on June 26, 2008 18:27
I hate math majors!
Posted by GarandFan | June 28, 2008 6:46 PM
Posted on June 28, 2008 18:46