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Terwiliger:

"For once in my life I'm pickled tink to be the wingman!"

Terwiliger:

"Man, them tribal piercins ain't nothin'...you oughta see the hitchpin in Ol' Tex here's tailgate!"

Terwiliger:

"Yeah, I'm the producer that did Achy Breaky Heart & Honkytonk Bedonkadonk, but the industy just ain't ready yet for Brokeback Mountain Breakdown."

GarandFan:

What with the tatoos, you two must have a lot in common!

Hey, guys, I hear the policeman and the Indian want to get the band back together again.

Ya'll are both called "Pierce"? Why?

Mutt:

I was just telling Tex about what you were say, "That only a pansy stops at one tattoo."

"LANCE!!.....ED HERE HASN'T HEARD YOUR VIETNAMESE SPHINCTER RING STORY!"

Terwiliger:

"You two HAVE to be PERFECT for each other...in all the history of eHarmony, you're the first two people to answer 'other' to all 29 of the dimensions of compatibility."

Terwiliger:

"Mr. Leghorn, is it? I'm Hyman Feinman, joint legal counsel for the Circle A Ranch and Chick-fil-A. I'm here to issue two cease & desist orders...one for use of the former's trademark, the other for use of the latter's slogan."

clayusmcret:

"Marvin? Guy?! What's it been, 20 years?! Ohmygosh, have you see Stacey yet?"

clayusmcret:

"Marvin? Guy?! What's it been, 20 years?! Ohmygosh, have you see Stacey yet?"

Sean:

Just remember guys, the winner has to clean up the blood! Now fight to the death!

GarandFan:

20 years since we graduated and Stew here is still wearing the same 'ol cowboy hat!

Terwiliger:

"This faux 'livin on th' edge' thing is great, huh guys?! I got rid of my pocket protector & now the tip of my Montblanc goes through my nipple."


Oh, the things the dumb masses do to make themselves think they're living dangerously (BTW...'Rooster' is a Methodist minister & 'Tex' is a florist).

GarandFan:

Just LOOOOOOOVE what you've done with your hair!

Tom Wms.:

Wow! This new look is gonna turn our mission program on its ear. I can't wait for the folks at headquarters in Salt Lake City to get a look at this!!!

Tom Wms.:

Hey Terwiliger: I love the way you identified "Rooster" and "Tex".

Terwiliger:

HEY TOM

Believe it or don't...

I actually know of two very similar characters with those very professions...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Constantine:

You may now kiss the bride!

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