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"Honestly.....does this loin cloth make me look fat?"
Posted by john Cox | February 4, 2008 5:23 PM
Posted on February 4, 2008 17:23
So, where am I supposed to wear this thong thingy if not on my head?
Posted by Joan of Argghh! | February 4, 2008 5:58 PM
Posted on February 4, 2008 17:58
So... Uh... This magic head thingy is uh... is going to stop that 60 foot tall Balrog from crushing my scull with that tree eh?
Posted by some_hack | February 4, 2008 9:27 PM
Posted on February 4, 2008 21:27
"Hat"? Look, we were willing to overlook the "hair" thing, but now you're going to far!
Posted by GarandFan | February 4, 2008 11:10 PM
Posted on February 4, 2008 23:10
Okay, show me this "pointy-hat trick" of which you speak.
Posted by John McVey | February 5, 2008 2:59 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 02:59
"Do you think Rohan or Gondor could spare a few men to help me with these Spartans?"
Posted by MikeM | February 5, 2008 6:38 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 06:38
All I said was to show up in your party best for the after-slaughter. I didn't say it had to be a costume. Geez.
Posted by Joanna | February 5, 2008 9:15 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 09:15
I don't care if you ARE a level 15 wizard. If you're gonna be in my army, you're gonna shave! Got that?
Posted by snowdog | February 5, 2008 10:25 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 10:25
No, Grandpa, I don't belong to a cult.
Posted by GarandFan | February 5, 2008 10:30 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 10:30
Kneel Before Zod, Son of...wait...what movie are we in?
Posted by UberNerd | February 5, 2008 10:31 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 10:31
So you bought your hat on eBay?
Posted by vxbush | February 5, 2008 10:37 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 10:37
"Maybe Zeppelin & Van Halen have been raking in the dough, but considering that my Rogaine never kicked in & how far you've let yourself go...not to mention the other problems...this Village People Reunion USO Tour is turning out to be a really bad idea."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 5, 2008 11:34 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 11:34
No, I don't want to see "Glamdring, The Foe Hammer" or your sword either for that matter...
Posted by Kevin | February 5, 2008 11:51 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 11:51
"Mordor? Dude, this is a CGI set for Sparta."
Posted by john Cox | February 5, 2008 3:47 PM
Posted on February 5, 2008 15:47
Stallone, Bonds, Clemens... whats wrong with a hobbit on HGH
Posted by soccermatt22 | February 5, 2008 8:07 PM
Posted on February 5, 2008 20:07
"Seriously, Cooter...How can you compare the Hatfields and the McCoys to the Peloponnesian War?"
Posted by Terwiliger | February 5, 2008 11:48 PM
Posted on February 5, 2008 23:48
You want Fries with that?
Posted by Special Ed | February 6, 2008 1:17 PM
Posted on February 6, 2008 13:17
"Uhhh...nice try, dude, but while you're taking into Derridas differance, i've got to insist on Marx' Fetishism of accomodation. Now, IF G-G' is the abridged Formula of Capitalism, we have intrinsic moments of psychodynamic results..."
Posted by nichtidentisches | February 6, 2008 2:14 PM
Posted on February 6, 2008 14:14
Now waitaminnit! You said if we inverted the teraphasic inverse callactrals, we could then instigate relastatics that the psitrophasic collostrics would modulate! Instead, all we got was the phramastatic fluids in our fanortner rods all over our refracto-nulliblades! Besides, I LIKE the way I look!
Posted by Jonathan Logan | February 8, 2008 5:00 AM
Posted on February 8, 2008 05:00
I do NOT spit when I talk.
Posted by Don | February 8, 2008 2:34 PM
Posted on February 8, 2008 14:34
Very funny. Now *POOF!* my clothes back again so I can continue to lead the charge.
Posted by Chuck | February 9, 2008 6:26 AM
Posted on February 9, 2008 06:26
Looks like Leno to me.
"No, we didn't bring in Spartans to handle the writer's strike...that's Planned Parenthood."
Posted by Rutager | February 9, 2008 3:44 PM
Posted on February 9, 2008 15:44
Plain gold, with no writing on it? Good luck, Dude. In case you didn't notice we sport a lot of bling.
Posted by steve | February 9, 2008 8:04 PM
Posted on February 9, 2008 20:04
Would you mind giving me my mûmakil back?
Posted by Mike H. | February 12, 2008 12:20 AM
Posted on February 12, 2008 00:20