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1. A bowl of glass shards in the morning is a real eye-opener,
2. Jack Bauer can kiss my ass.
3. It's better to pull your own wisdom teeth. And your tonsils....as long as
you're back there.
4. Women love it when use cologne in your jockeys.
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Comments (8)
5. I have a three-bladed razor: the first blade lifts the hair, the second blade mocks it into submission, and the third cuts it below the skin line, laughing heartily, chugging a bottle of Dewars.
Posted by john Cox | January 12, 2008 4:54 PM
Posted on January 12, 2008 16:54
6. Brakes are optional... real mean stop their car Fred Flintstone style
Posted by chris | January 12, 2008 5:53 PM
Posted on January 12, 2008 17:53
7. Cauterize pimples. They won't come back.
Posted by Kevin | January 12, 2008 7:35 PM
Posted on January 12, 2008 19:35
I must take issue with 4. Real men go commando.
Posted by Randy Rager | January 13, 2008 10:56 AM
Posted on January 13, 2008 10:56
8. Flesh wounds are for girlie-boys. Arterial spurts are what count!
Posted by GarandFan | January 13, 2008 10:57 AM
Posted on January 13, 2008 10:57
9. Send me your money. I'll give you carbon credits and assuage your consumerist soul.
Posted by GarandFan | January 13, 2008 10:59 AM
Posted on January 13, 2008 10:59
10. Calluses are nature's body armor. Screw the soap -- shower with hot water and a copper scrubby.
Posted by Howard Tayler | January 13, 2008 10:20 PM
Posted on January 13, 2008 22:20
Real men dont care about what it takes to be a man..they just are!
Posted by thud | January 15, 2008 12:56 PM
Posted on January 15, 2008 12:56