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Comments (26)
Let's don't go in. I don't want to start a new priest/rabbi/imam joke.
Posted by winston | December 29, 2007 10:22 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 22:22
You really think we'll find Mitt Romney in there???
Posted by rob sama | December 29, 2007 10:24 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 22:24
"Hey Schlomo...howzabout youse gets EIGHT o' deez signs, puts one ovah each'o d'gates, & viola...Akmed duzzint even wanna get in."
"Voila" is misspelled on poipoise.
Posted by Terwiliger | December 29, 2007 10:38 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 22:38
"Geeziz I hates bein' da wingman...but it ain't like I's can trust eithuh one 'o youse."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 29, 2007 10:40 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 22:40
"I guess youse gets ta be da dezignated drivah again, Akmed."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 29, 2007 10:42 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 22:42
"That's the last time we come here for communion...who in his right mind would trade a Baptist Preacher for a Mullah?"
Lord I apologize, & please be with the starving Pygmies down in New Guinea.
Posted by Terwiliger | December 29, 2007 10:55 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 22:55
Shtick 'em up.
Posted by Kevin | December 29, 2007 11:13 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 23:13
"So he said, 'do you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?'"
Posted by Jonathan Hohensee | December 29, 2007 11:18 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 23:18
"I'll order water. Mohammed, you drink a double Whiskey. Rabbi, you pay for it. Those bastards won't know what hit 'em."
How do you change stereotypes? One bar at a time, my friends. One bar at a time.
Posted by Kevin | December 29, 2007 11:44 PM
Posted on December 29, 2007 23:44
"What happens in Queens, STAYS in Queens."
Posted by john Cox | December 30, 2007 12:23 AM
Posted on December 30, 2007 00:23
"KOSHER this...HALAL that...If you won't eat the pig's knuckles, try the gristle lumps."
Again...Lord I apologize, & please be with the starving Pygmies down in New Guinea.
Posted by Terwiliger | December 30, 2007 12:57 AM
Posted on December 30, 2007 00:57
Last one from me...you guys tear it up...
"Akmed won't go in here, & you wouldn't let me go to the playground...OK, Rabbi--you pick."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 30, 2007 1:22 AM
Posted on December 30, 2007 01:22
Stop me if you've heard this one....an athiest, a nilhist and a nudist go into a bar.....
Posted by GarandFan | December 30, 2007 10:13 AM
Posted on December 30, 2007 10:13
HEY GARANFAN
Nice, You turned it on itself. Funny
Posted by john Cox | December 30, 2007 1:03 PM
Posted on December 30, 2007 13:03
"OK, so we are agreed? Last man standing gets the deed to the Old City. right?"
Posted by Gronker | December 30, 2007 4:46 PM
Posted on December 30, 2007 16:46
Have you heard that the atheists are hanging out in the limbo lounge at the bar? How did you guys score on Dante's Inferno test? I wonder if St. Dean will be here tonight.
Posted by Martin Lindeskog | December 30, 2007 7:16 PM
Posted on December 30, 2007 19:16
"I feel like I'm in one of those twisted Evolution/Devolution Progression/Regression cartoons, but I don't think I like the message this one sends no matter which way you look at it."
Posted by Rutager | December 30, 2007 11:30 PM
Posted on December 30, 2007 23:30
"Too bad you two never let the Queer Guys get an Eye for you. They worked wonders for me."
Posted by Rutager | December 31, 2007 4:07 AM
Posted on December 31, 2007 04:07
"Rabbi, I'm getting sick of you bringing us here on hat night when it's your turn to buy. With the two-for-one special I always get stuck with Manischewitz, & Ahmad is just embarrassing with his Shirley Temple."
Posted by Rutager | December 31, 2007 1:58 PM
Posted on December 31, 2007 13:58
I got nutin', but I will say I like Gronker's the best.
Posted by Jason | December 31, 2007 3:46 PM
Posted on December 31, 2007 15:46
Inspired by Rutager...
"Mustaphah...when you said you had a taste for a Shirley Temple, I had something entirely different in mind."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 31, 2007 11:41 PM
Posted on December 31, 2007 23:41
I'm with Garandfan on this one.
All I could think of was:
"This is the last time we let the Senator set up a meeting."
Posted by red collar | January 1, 2008 3:32 PM
Posted on January 1, 2008 15:32
"I still don't understand how these costumes will help get girls."
Posted by Mutt | January 2, 2008 9:13 AM
Posted on January 2, 2008 09:13
"My purse is NOT on fire...it's a thurible."
Posted by Terwiliger | January 3, 2008 4:34 AM
Posted on January 3, 2008 04:34
"They want us to pay for the beer we drank, so you guys better split. The next gig is gonna be dynamite...huge...you'll see...Akmed is in charge of that one."
She caught the Pope-mobile & left me a goat to ride...
Posted by Terwiliger | January 3, 2008 11:51 PM
Posted on January 3, 2008 23:51
Did you hear the one about the three kings traveling through the desert?
Posted by Tom Wms. | January 4, 2008 4:01 PM
Posted on January 4, 2008 16:01