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One more comment about "murderous US troops" and Jack Murtha's little boy is gonna be speechless.
Posted by GarandFan | December 2, 2007 7:32 PM
Posted on December 2, 2007 19:32
I'm sorry, what did you say the "m" stood for?
Posted by iandoe | December 2, 2007 8:46 PM
Posted on December 2, 2007 20:46
Says here that kids that stay in school live longer, healthier lives. You want to live a longer, healtier life, don't you, Kid?
Posted by FM | December 2, 2007 11:41 PM
Posted on December 2, 2007 23:41
"According to my field guide...the markings, foul odor, wiseacre attitude, & incoherent babble indicate esto es un perdedor..."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 3, 2007 3:05 AM
Posted on December 3, 2007 03:05
Okay kid, last chance... six down, ten letters, 'An adjective denoting criminality or failure.'
JJM
Posted by John McVey | December 3, 2007 6:55 AM
Posted on December 3, 2007 06:55
I too have a Nine inch nails T-shirt. But somehow I don't feel offenden. He!
"I've had enough downward spiral for today"
Posted by snipfer | December 3, 2007 9:18 AM
Posted on December 3, 2007 09:18
"Says here: 'Earth: A fully developed, mature and highly educated civilization currently experiencing great technological advancement.' You gotta be kidding me."
Posted by winston | December 3, 2007 9:39 AM
Posted on December 3, 2007 09:39
"Ok, let see. 'How To Choose A Sidekick: Step 2'"
Posted by theHonky | December 3, 2007 10:07 AM
Posted on December 3, 2007 10:07
This article here says you're kind are responsible for the downfall of society...what to do, what to do...
Posted by Ingalls | December 3, 2007 10:23 AM
Posted on December 3, 2007 10:23
"Ok, the Hero’s Rulebook says I can either rip the nose ring out as a lesson or dump you in the sun. Sun it is."
Posted by Mutt | December 3, 2007 12:20 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 12:20
"Piercings...check. Tatoos...check. Crappy rock band t-shirt...check. It's either a marxicus ignoramus, or a masochisticus americanus."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 3, 2007 1:26 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 13:26
"I'm on my break"
Posted by Jonathan Hohensee | December 3, 2007 3:37 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 15:37
"Step #445-b. once you have your emohipster firmly grasped by the neck you can determine it's gender by..."
Posted by Mad William Flint | December 3, 2007 3:54 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 15:54
Says here that a bunch of "Youths" were rioting in France last night. You wouldn't know anything about that would you?
Posted by Craniac | December 3, 2007 4:16 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 16:16
"I can leap a frickin' building but I can't get my son shower regularly..."
Posted by Gwangi | December 3, 2007 4:28 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 16:28
According to Dr. Spock, you should keep a tight grip on your kids!
Posted by Tom Wms. | December 3, 2007 4:35 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 16:35
You look like a little chicken/weasel anti-establishment protester to me, but I don't think this is what Penthouse means by "choking your chicken."
Posted by Tom Wms. | December 3, 2007 4:39 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 16:39
HEY TOM
Keep swingin'!
Posted by john Cox | December 3, 2007 4:47 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 16:47
"Nothing personal, it's my way of protesting your ability to breathe air".
Posted by GarandFan | December 3, 2007 6:11 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 18:11
last installment in my "field guide" posts...
"...it says here that 'while once thought to be two distinct species, the growing consensus in the scientific community is that marxicus ignoramus and masochisticus americanus are simply subvariations of the genus dumbis, species massesis...'"
Posted by Terwiliger | December 3, 2007 10:42 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 22:42
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this 'toon...I only wish there was some way to encode the text so that the last "P" was backwards...
COM POOP
Posted by Terwiliger | December 3, 2007 10:53 PM
Posted on December 3, 2007 22:53
HEY TERWILIGER
Funny stuff. Liked the allusion to Beck. Do you ever let up?
HEY GARANDFAN
Liked the play on "protesting."
HEY CRANIAC
Reminded me of "My Cousin Vinny." "What is a 'yute'?"
HEY M. W. F.
"Emohipster." Funny.
HEY JOHN
Who gets the ARBEEs?
Posted by Rutager | December 4, 2007 3:51 AM
Posted on December 4, 2007 03:51
HEY RUTAGER
It's more of a personal nod to the ones you like. I'm not the final arbiter.
I had a feeling the concept of "rubber chickens" was slightly lame, so I've kind of let that boat sail.
Now....I happen to love it when you guys pass judgement on the humor. I happen to find THAT hilarious.
Posted by john Cox | December 4, 2007 5:17 PM
Posted on December 4, 2007 17:17
Actually, this place can be a giggle a minute at times, with the occasional coffee-spuewing-over-the-
keyboard gut buster. :o)
Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2007 10:52 PM
Posted on December 4, 2007 22:52
In that case...ENOUGH ALREADY with the "autoerotic" posts. The joke was almost funny once. Get a job at Tyson's or something.
Posted by Rutager | December 5, 2007 1:53 AM
Posted on December 5, 2007 01:53
Previous comment was a follow-up to JOHN's, not GARANDFAN's.
Posted by Rutager | December 5, 2007 5:32 PM
Posted on December 5, 2007 17:32
I guess I just can't let up. I know this one's too long, but I think it's funny...I hope some of you do as well (it ain't easy doing short captions for single-frame 'toons--especially when you have to set the context for the joke)...
hat's off to Chapin, Dangerfield, & Kinison...& Cox, of course...
"It says here a child was born yesterday...I guess he came into the world in the usual way...(uncontrollable sobbing)...son, you mock my deelybopper with your piercing...you mock my logo with your t-shirt...(sniff)...You were supposed to turn out just like me, son...You were supposed to turn out just like me!!!"
(sobs turn to rage)
"But noooooo...I was off being Megaloman, UP TO MY KNEES IN ISLAMOFASCISTS--WITH GUNS & IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVES--GOING UP AGAINST OSAMA--TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE--WHILE YOU WERE BACK HERE PLAYING GUITAR HERO--PUTTING HEADBANDS ON--DOING DRUGS & LISTENING TO D@#N NINE INCH NAILS ALBUMS!!! AAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Posted by Terwiliger | December 6, 2007 12:09 AM
Posted on December 6, 2007 00:09
"Yes my mother does know I dress up in purple tights. Why do you ask?"
Posted by Mutt | December 6, 2007 3:25 PM
Posted on December 6, 2007 15:25
"Dear Abby says, 'Screw the child psychology; some kids are just hopeless. Grab the punk by the throat & squeeze until his head pops off."
Posted by Terwiliger | December 10, 2007 3:51 AM
Posted on December 10, 2007 03:51