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Comments (70)
"Oops, pardon, clumsey feet."
Posted by GarandFan | October 8, 2007 6:05 PM
Posted on October 8, 2007 18:05
"NO. First you get your driver's license, then you can go out and vote. Look, Democrats can't help illegals any more than that, man. Take it or leave it be for a couple of years."
Posted by red collar | October 8, 2007 8:40 PM
Posted on October 8, 2007 20:40
"It's on my shirt? Do you see it? Kill it! OMG, bugs give me the creeps."
"Why, I guess you're right: your eye does match my outfit today. Wow, your eye is really beautiful, you know. Has anyone ever told you that?"
"My glasses are awesome, but I think you need ears for glasses... or at least a nose. I'm thinking contacts... er... contact for you. And, FYI, I know you can't see me from farther away, but I really feel you are invading my personal space here."
"A. Aaa. Aaa-CHooooo! Yech. Sorry about that. Right in the eye, too. That's not good."
Posted by Kevin | October 8, 2007 10:28 PM
Posted on October 8, 2007 22:28
"I probably should have asked before we began our little staring contest, but do you even have eyelids?"
Posted by Kevin | October 8, 2007 10:36 PM
Posted on October 8, 2007 22:36
"Nope. Still don't see anything. Have you tried flushing it with ZoopĆ¼r urine?"
Posted by Gwangi | October 8, 2007 11:03 PM
Posted on October 8, 2007 23:03
"Egads ! I never agreed to a retinal scan !"
Posted by Matt | October 9, 2007 12:16 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 00:16
Here We Go....
Gar-whiff (feet-not funny)
K-2rb (staring is funny. Eyelids-good touch)
RedC-blank (illegals-not funny)
G-2rb (Zoopur urine is funny)
M-1rb (retinal scan ALMOST funny)
Posted by john Cox | October 9, 2007 1:19 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 01:19
"Personal space!"
"Hey, it's just not working out, ok? I don't know what it is, you just make me uncomfortable sometimes..."
"3000 years and the DMV still sucks..."
"No, we have to take the picture again, I think you blinked."
Posted by Dave | October 9, 2007 1:19 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 01:19
HEY DAVE
You've set a a new state record:
4 whiffs.
I'm impressed.
Posted by john Cox | October 9, 2007 1:55 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 01:55
"Oh my God... it's full of stares."
Posted by Howard Tayler | October 9, 2007 3:11 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 03:11
HEY HOWARD
DAMN...I actually GOT that!("2001 Space Odysey" reference for you young 'uns)....3 rubber chickens (bonus points for a decent pun)
Posted by john Cox | October 9, 2007 3:19 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 03:19
"So, you've got to ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?" Do yuh, punk? Feel lucky?"
Posted by KevinM | October 9, 2007 6:40 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 06:40
Mr. Cox, sir, I know it's not funny... But it's in the news. I guess aliens from space will be next.
http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/177347.html?imw=Y
Posted by red collar | October 9, 2007 7:33 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 07:33
"Eye, Captain!"
Posted by snowdog | October 9, 2007 9:15 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 09:15
"Say, you're quite a looker!"
Posted by snowdog | October 9, 2007 9:24 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 09:24
"My, what big eyes you have. Eye. I meant eye!"
And on the same note:
"Is... is that you, grandma?"
"I really should stop tripping."
Posted by Kukn | October 9, 2007 10:17 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 10:17
Ok I admit it, one size doesn't fit all. Just bring in the contact for a refund.
Posted by Mutt | October 9, 2007 11:10 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 11:10
Sorry, we were using your contact lens as a boogie board.
Posted by snowdog | October 9, 2007 11:31 AM
Posted on October 9, 2007 11:31
Fifth time's the charm, Dave.
Looks like snowdog's going for that bonus with his first two. :)
"Dr. Dave Bowman: My God, it's full of stars.
This statement is not actually in the movie. Bowman makes it in the novel by Arthur C. Clarke, and it is included in the sequel 2010: The Year We Make Contact."
The 2001 movie was too slow for me, but the summary of the novel is excellent.
Posted by Kevin | October 9, 2007 1:52 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 13:52
Working on it, Kevin! How about:
"I don't care how big you are. I'm the teacher and you're the pupil!"
Posted by snowdog | October 9, 2007 2:24 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 14:24
"OK! OK! I'll watch CBS News!"
Posted by snowdog | October 9, 2007 2:37 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 14:37
HEY GANG
I love the multiple attempts. But they do seem a little desparate.
Looking for rifle shots here. Not shotgun blasts hoping to nick something.
Brevity, my good people, brevity.
And Kevin....thanks for the correction.
Snowdog-1 rb (who can't smile when you hear "boogie board")
Posted by john Cox | October 9, 2007 3:05 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 15:05
I'm disappointed in you guys...not a single "one-eyed monster" joke.
Posted by Aaron | October 9, 2007 3:09 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 15:09
Fine...I'll do it.
I'm Sorry, but your "giant one-eyed monster" personal ad was a little misleading.
Posted by Aaron | October 9, 2007 3:31 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 15:31
I cannot explain why the "pupil" line made me snicker, snowdog. "CBS" took me a minute to get.
Aaron's "one-eyed monster" line gave me the willies, literally and punly.
Posted by Kevin | October 9, 2007 5:10 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 17:10
HEY AARON
Bango. Give that man three rubber chickens. It was: weird, naughty, sarcastic. Not bad.
Posted by john Cox | October 9, 2007 5:11 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 17:11
John, I just thought others might be interested in the factoid... for all I knew, you were referring to the novel. :)
A _little_ desperate? Those rubber chicks make men do funny things. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Posted by Kevin | October 9, 2007 5:11 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 17:11
Funny you don't look like "a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater".
Posted by GarandFan | October 9, 2007 7:57 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 19:57
Dry eye? Clear eye.
Caption: Ben Stein in the future.
And I suppose that means whiffs are bad? Kind of new at this, if you hadn't noticed.
Posted by Dave | October 9, 2007 8:22 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 20:22
HEY DAVE
Just having a little fun with everybody's sense of humor. I didn't mean any offense.
Funny is hard.
Posted by john Cox | October 9, 2007 9:16 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 21:16
Sorry! Gas. Heh!
Posted by GarandFan | October 9, 2007 9:41 PM
Posted on October 9, 2007 21:41
"Exactly WHAT kind of mushrooms have you been eating, Alice?"
Posted by Terwiliger | October 10, 2007 1:33 AM
Posted on October 10, 2007 01:33
Nah, it's cool. Sorry if that came off sarcastically. I have a rather dry sense of humor and can be a bit sarcastic sometimes...(
"God!?"
Posted by Dave | October 10, 2007 1:39 AM
Posted on October 10, 2007 01:39
"Methinks this GoogleVoyeur thing is beyond ridiculous."
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Posted on October 11, 2007 00:02
"My that's terrible ! So what are you going to do with the monkey ?"
Posted by Matt | October 11, 2007 9:35 AM
Posted on October 11, 2007 09:35
"I guess we can't call Randy Johnson the 'Big Unit' anymore."
Posted by Mutt | October 11, 2007 10:28 AM
Posted on October 11, 2007 10:28
C;mon people.. here's the obvious one...
"Ooohhh... I am NOT in Kansas anymore!"
Posted by SkoobiDrew | October 11, 2007 6:38 PM
Posted on October 11, 2007 18:38
No, I'm not a purple people. Are you color blind? I didn't know they allowed anyone to fly if they're color blind even if they are one horned.
{^_-} (It's a stretch and ya gotta be old enough.)
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Posted on October 12, 2007 03:27
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