UPADTE: If you like, we can start rating the "Say What?" dialogue entries by rubber chickens:
1 rubber chicken: Carrot Top funny (yawn)
2 rubber chickens: David Letterman funny (smile)
3 rubber chickens: Steve Martin funny (giggle)
4 rubber chickens: Richard Pryor funny ( gut-buster)
This may be harsh. Remember, there's no crying in cartooning. The comedians I chose are just a personal criteria. I'll leave it to you guys to define what a 1,2,3,4, ARBEE (rubber chicken) dialogue entry might be.
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Wadda mean, 'It ain't loaded, dumbass'?
Kevin; having been awaken from a dream involving Britany Spears, Heidi Klum and Heather Locklear, then proceeded in putting the revolver "where the sun don't shine".
The ACLU, of course, was incensed.
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Much appreciated, GarandFan. :) I'm kickin' butt and taking names... 'cause I like to keep a list of whose butt I'm kicking for my resume as a professional butt kicker. :) Yet, I can't help but think that you'd make a better protagonist in this one...
"Stick 'em up!" G looked dismissively down the barrel of his would-be robber's pea shooter. "Do it! He's got a gun!," Heidi said as she clung tightly to G. Amused now, G replied, "That's not a gun." Then, pulling out an M1, he said, "that's a gun."
Moral: You do not mess with a guy whose nickname is "GarandFan" (or "Crocodile" for that matter).
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Pres. Edwards says you have to drop em and cough....
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Kevin, congrats, most don't make the connection.
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Posted on October 3, 2007 11:32
Yeah, I like snowdog's "taste police." It matches well and made me smile. The guy looks suitably unamused by the comment.
Hey John, maybe someday there could be a moderation or ranking option next to each of our comments, particularly for "Say What". Is that possible with Movable Type?
What do you guys think?
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Could be fun. Maybe John could add the winning entry to the artwork.
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