Say What? (John Cox Art)

Gwangi:

"Hold a sec ... I didn't call you 'Fartfur," so why you exiling me?"

Posted by Gwangi | July 6, 2007 6:07 PM

Posted on July 6, 2007 18:07

Jono:

So I sez to your man, “Take me to your leader”. I gotta tell you Arthur I’ve seen bigger followings on the backwaters of Rigel IV, which is way out in the boonies. Let me make a few suggestions to increase your following...........

Posted by Jono | July 7, 2007 7:43 AM

Posted on July 7, 2007 07:43

GarandFan:

Oh!, what a lovely blue eye you have.

Posted by GarandFan | July 7, 2007 10:47 AM

Posted on July 7, 2007 10:47

Jonathan Logon:

"The franastats here are dangerously low on fanortner rod fluid. And I must say, the salads are excellent!"

Posted by Jonathan Logon | July 7, 2007 12:01 PM

Posted on July 7, 2007 12:01

john Cox:

Look...I'll find your Holy Grail for just ONE Gyroline stabilizer bar and a star map.

Posted by john Cox | July 7, 2007 2:24 PM

Posted on July 7, 2007 14:24

Samurai Zergling:

You think you could find out if Merlin is still mad?

Posted by Samurai Zergling | July 7, 2007 2:33 PM

Posted on July 7, 2007 14:33

Adam:

"Hideous beast? Excuse me? Who's the fleshbag standing in colorful animal furs with a mound of hair on his face, rocks on his head, and TWO EYES? Harumph. Beast indeed."

Posted by Adam | July 7, 2007 4:50 PM

Posted on July 7, 2007 16:50

Jono:

Do over..............

So I sez to your man, “Take me to your leader”. I’m expecting to meet the leader of this entire God forsaken ball of backwardness. Instead your man brings me to you, the leader of a small part of a rock in the middle of an ocean. Anyhow Prince Fraftur, can I call you Frafy? I feel as if I’ve known you for a norn. Anyhow Frafy I gotta tell you that if I wasn’t looking at you myself I wouldn’t believe you guys have opposable thumbs. Look Fraffy, no offense but I’ve seen leaders with more followers on the backwaters of Rigel IV, and those guys are invertebrates for God’s sake.

I think I can help you Frafy. Look, hey! Look at me! First you need to consolidate your control over this rock. While I can’t supply advanced technology, I’ll upgrade your current bows, we’ll make them longer, and I’ll introduce you to the catapult, great for breaching castles. Next Frafy, you need to get off this rock. Ships Frafy! Ships! I’m going to help you build a Navy. This is gonna cost you Frafy, and I mean big. We’ll talk about that later. How bout some of that kidney pie I’ve heard so much about?

Posted by Jono | July 7, 2007 5:47 PM

Posted on July 7, 2007 17:47

MikeM:

"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together."

Posted by MikeM | July 7, 2007 8:43 PM

Posted on July 7, 2007 20:43

Jono:

Later...............over kidney pie and ale.

You know what Frafy? I’ve always wanted a son. Where I come from you gotta watch out because your offspring might eat you. That’s right, vicious little tykes. I’d like a son, not to bright mind you, friendly in a puppy dog kind of way. If I had a son I think I’d name him Charles. Prince Charles. It has a certain ring to it, doesn’t it? Yeah, Prince Charles.

Posted by Jono | July 8, 2007 7:16 AM

Posted on July 8, 2007 07:16

Asher:

I'm well aware that most people in the Kingdom have perfect vision, but I mention the fact that I have one-eye on the off chance that all the citizens are suddenly struck blind....all at once.

Can I just try the crown on for a minute or two?

Posted by Asher | July 10, 2007 12:28 AM

Posted on July 10, 2007 00:28

Kevin:

Cyclops: "Ummm. About the raid. Question. When you say that 'Prince Fraftur and his men will be too busy killing the Blue Fanged Cyclops,' you're not referring to me, right?"

Caption: "And just like that, King Nyuknyuk's plan of domination crumbles because he forgot the cardinal rule of fairytales: everyone speaks English."

Posted by Kevin | July 10, 2007 3:18 AM

Posted on July 10, 2007 03:18

drew:

No on second thought lets not go to Camelot, tis a silly Place

Posted by drew | July 10, 2007 8:18 AM

Posted on July 10, 2007 08:18

paris: