I've been goofing around with this graphic novel Idea where Detective Kurtz has to bust up a bake-sale ring headed up by his mother. Am I high, or is something there?
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I've been goofing around with this graphic novel Idea where Detective Kurtz has to bust up a bake-sale ring headed up by his mother. Am I high, or is something there?
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It was the unexplained pie pans, maybe. I don't know what had tipped her hand, but I knew that there was more to her fillings than cherries and sugar. She always seemed to have... what? too many cookies and not enough time to to have baked them? No... It was the soaps. She never missed them and yet never missed a bake sale. And nobody... nobody was this cheerful ALL THE TIME!
Sounds like a winner to me... Go for it!
Majlogon
Posted by Maj. J. Logon | June 7, 2007 11:44 PM
Posted on June 7, 2007 23:44
You ran with it! Nice work. I think I can see a Betty Crocker angle working where Kurtz's mother extorts Aunt Jemima into a hit assignment. Maybe she takes out a PTA fund raiser, causing a shortage of muffins.....
Posted by john Cox | June 8, 2007 12:11 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 00:11
The idea has potential, could be pretty good as long as it's kept to a mock-realistic parody theme. Might be complicated to keep the high level running through a full novel length... not easy, but could be a blast.
Posted by Kukn | June 8, 2007 5:00 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 05:00
He could have a partner who's secretly a junkie for her brownies. These would certainly be the most suspect of the baked goods.
Posted by snowdog | June 8, 2007 9:31 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 09:31
...caught with his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak.
Posted by snowdog | June 8, 2007 9:32 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 09:32
And the brownies (obviously) would be spiked?
Posted by JonW | June 8, 2007 9:44 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 09:44
John,
Have you considered a webcomic?
-TJ
Posted by TJ | June 8, 2007 10:29 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 10:29
You've officially done it. I now go to this site before C&F. I wasn't sure what I liked better about the political cartoons, my dead-on political views or the awesome drawings of the cartoons themselves. I know now that I'm drawn more to the artwork and I think I'm proud of that. Politics these days can get you down and I definitely don't want it to be front and center all the time. GREAT SITE. It's inspiring.
Posted by Doug | June 8, 2007 11:03 AM
Posted on June 8, 2007 11:03
High isn't the word! Keep up the great work. The word is spreading!
Posted by Bill | June 8, 2007 12:53 PM
Posted on June 8, 2007 12:53
*snickers hilariously*
I love the idea! Maybe there's going to be some counterfeit cookies?
Posted by hope-is-4ever | June 8, 2007 7:33 PM
Posted on June 8, 2007 19:33
Unforuntaly, Steve Dickto already has the market cornered on Objectivist comic book artists :(
Posted by Jonathan C. Hohensee | June 8, 2007 9:59 PM
Posted on June 8, 2007 21:59
Thanks Guys
One of the joys of running this site is the chance to goof and have a little fun. Cox and Forkum is political activism....This site is a fun factory. I don't mind telling you, I need both.
Glad you guys get the whimsy I was shooting for.
Posted by john Cox | June 9, 2007 1:50 AM
Posted on June 9, 2007 01:50
Hey
Webcomic? Not really. I do have a couple of strip ideas I want to try out here.
Keep an eye out for "Stinking Rich"...
Posted by john Cox | June 9, 2007 2:01 AM
Posted on June 9, 2007 02:01
I like it.
I like it a lot.
With a name like Kurtz you'll have to work in a trip on the river. I'm thinking Mom and her associates take a riverboat trip from St. Paul to New Orleans and son has to find a way to tail them.
Discreetly.
Posted by Aaron | June 9, 2007 4:47 PM
Posted on June 9, 2007 16:47
(This is too much fun).
Once in New Orleans Mom and her crew hop on a Cigarette for quick trip to south Florida to close a deal on a couple of cases of Key limes.
Posted by Aaron | June 9, 2007 5:07 PM
Posted on June 9, 2007 17:07
"I think I knew", Kurtz thought as he took a long, thoughtful drag on his diet Popsi, "that I was getting in too deep when the cigarette boat stopped at the Cuban Lime Orchard in Key West. I checked the action on my Daisy Red Rider, more out of nervousness than habit, and stepped out into the trees..."
Oh this is too cool...
Posted by Majlogon | June 9, 2007 10:06 PM
Posted on June 9, 2007 22:06
HEY
You guys are on a roll! I"ll be over here taking notes....
Posted by john Cox | June 9, 2007 10:44 PM
Posted on June 9, 2007 22:44
I just had this vision of your man Kurtz and a BB gun...
Maybe your chief character in the background with a soap bubble pipe and a Swiss Army ninja sword...
Posted by Majlogon | June 10, 2007 1:24 AM
Posted on June 10, 2007 01:24
OKAY NOW
That's just silly. This thing could probably use some monkeys, though.
Posted by john Cox | June 10, 2007 1:32 AM
Posted on June 10, 2007 01:32
Well, there *are* monkeys in the Keys. See:
www.cnn.com/TECH/science/9807/10/monkey.island/
Posted by Aaron | June 10, 2007 6:30 AM
Posted on June 10, 2007 06:30
It wasn't until the ex-KGB agent showed up in the living room (on Mothers' Day, no less) that Kurtz suddenly began to understand why so many Ambassadors' wives had always taken part in his mother's charity fund-raising bake-sales; surely not a high priority activity along Embassy Row yet back they came back time after time, always hanging around for the coffee klatsch-cum-gossip session afterwards -- and what kind of gossip had been exchanged all these years was now becoming hideously clear, judging by the Russian's tightly grim expression.
Posted by BJ | June 10, 2007 9:59 AM
Posted on June 10, 2007 09:59
"Something is out of place here", Kurtz thought as he took out his 12th slimjim of the night. What was it? The cars all seemed ordinary enough: Mercedes, BMW, the like. But then he saw it: An old school Panhead Hardtail chop with the ape hangers and the plate that read "B8K SALE".
The thunder began to roll...
Posted by majlogon | June 10, 2007 8:38 PM
Posted on June 10, 2007 20:38
Slim Jims!
"B8K SALE" -- awesome
Posted by Tim | June 11, 2007 2:30 PM
Posted on June 11, 2007 14:30
I think it's a Great idea! Go for it!
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Posted on June 12, 2007 10:32
This comment section is highly entertaining.
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Posted on June 12, 2007 18:44
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It started seriously to rain.
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