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Night vision, lasers, directional range finders, 50 mm cannons, heat seeking missiles, sidewinder missiles, and mechanical Ostrich legs that will run your ass down! You're a dead Bitch!
Posted by Cowboy | April 16, 2013 12:44 AM
Posted on April 16, 2013 00:44
Captain Gromwitz's dramatic rocket escape from the gigantic alien who grabbed his ship assured little Johnny of a place on the Jr. Varsity team.
Posted by Mauser | April 16, 2013 2:33 AM
Posted on April 16, 2013 02:33
Ethos was proud of his lawn. His neighbors regularly complimented him on it.
Ethos also had a gopher problem, but Ethos was not without a solution. The Devastator 2434.
Sometimes it's fun to have a problem.
Posted by GarandFan | April 16, 2013 8:57 AM
Posted on April 16, 2013 08:57
Well, I love the whole concept. I just wish it didn't look so much like a chicken with its head cut off!
Posted by N2AK79 | April 16, 2013 11:05 AM
Posted on April 16, 2013 11:05
Coming soon: Caddy Shack II
Spoiler alert.
He gets the gopher.
Posted by Craniac | April 16, 2013 3:06 PM
Posted on April 16, 2013 15:06
this thing just had to go and kill all of my chickens. i cooked its food, i gave it shelter and this is the thanks i get.
Posted by devon cox | April 16, 2013 4:20 PM
Posted on April 16, 2013 16:20
"Dude. Seriously. You're taking paintball WAY too seriously."
"Well, Mr. Bloomberg... Your security system is quite impressive... But don't you feel even the slightest bit hypocritical?"
This was a tough one, John. As most comments have gone, I think it works better as a "Caption What?"
I like G's & C's. However, there was a Caddyshack II. This would have helped it immensely... This, & maybe casting Jessica Lundy as "Barbarella II."
Posted by Terwiliger | April 16, 2013 7:10 PM
Posted on April 16, 2013 19:10
"Tracking... tracking... target locked... ffwisssshhhh... boom!!! Oh oh... destroyed the neighbor's new Cadillac."
"I know this can take out any vermin known to mankind with a single shot, but it's kind of neat that it can also be used as a cement mixer."
Posted by Dr. Bob | April 16, 2013 11:36 PM
Posted on April 16, 2013 23:36