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Posted on December 19, 2012 6:16 PM
Mistletoe is a hemi-parasitic plant that absorbs nutrients from a benign host whose only desire is to furnish her home with Holiday Spirit and Good Cheer, but all she REALLY gets in return are sawed-off moochers and bitter crying jags.
John Cox |
December 19, 2012 6:28 PM
December 19, 2012 18:28
Is that why people kiss under the mistletoe? To mimick sucking the life force out of another living thing?
Holy moley, Christmas is harsh.
December 20, 2012 3:56 AM
December 20, 2012 03:56
I have an ambivalent view of Christmas. I try to find the funny through a darkish lens.
John Cox |
December 20, 2012 11:27 AM
December 20, 2012 11:27
I'm waiting for a rebuttal from poinsettia.
Doc Al |
December 20, 2012 2:45 PM
December 20, 2012 14:45
THE EVERGREENS ARE REVOLTING!
December 20, 2012 10:39 PM
December 20, 2012 22:39
Mistletoe's malevolent effects seem to be in direct proportion to the amount and strength of adult beverages available.
Dr. Bob |
December 20, 2012 11:58 PM
December 20, 2012 23:58
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