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Posted on January 18, 2012 4:57 PM
"Either the bi-wing halogen spantule isn't synchronized with your calibrated xenon reactor or you're oil light is busted."
John Cox |
January 18, 2012 5:07 PM
January 18, 2012 17:07
Sorry, but that's not covered by the warranty. Have a nice day!
January 18, 2012 6:15 PM
January 18, 2012 18:15
Ya know, sex didn't use to be this complicated!
January 18, 2012 6:16 PM
January 18, 2012 18:16
"Dude--nuclear is so wasteful. See that sphere over there? That's our photovoltaic generator. It only took resources equivalent to 2 complete planets to build, & it has a 25 year warranty. Go green or go home."
January 18, 2012 8:33 PM
January 18, 2012 20:33
Oh CRAP! Someone forgot to pack the screwdriver!
January 18, 2012 9:03 PM
January 18, 2012 21:03
Oh baby, that's a NPPU-10 self-contained nuclear power propulsion unit! I haven't seen one of these since I was a wee little lad. And this one has the concentric graphite polymer fission rings - that was a hot buggy in it's day.
Dr. Bob |
January 18, 2012 11:37 PM
January 18, 2012 23:37
I was thinking kind of the opposite of Dr. Bob.
"You fused two DeLoreans and you're running four-barrel plutonium? Talk about overkill."
January 19, 2012 4:22 AM
January 19, 2012 04:22
I see the problem here: somebody replaced your spantule with a spatula. Sounds like the work of a Homonym Jacker. We get a lot of 'em in these parts. It's a miracle Old Bessie here even went a parsec. That's a mighty fine spatula.
January 19, 2012 11:04 AM
January 19, 2012 11:04
Plutonium? Sorry, it's been downgraded so they're not producing it anymore. I can fill 'er with Uranium or Neptunium instead.
Ed B |
January 19, 2012 1:05 PM
January 19, 2012 13:05
To paraphrase the great Richard Pryor on ET gettin' jacked in the 'hood -
"How much is plutonium?? 92 billion a gallon?!?! Fcuk this machine..."
FORGER - Monster Hunter |
January 19, 2012 6:11 PM
January 19, 2012 18:11
You know, fueling would have been a hell of a lot simpler if that pipeline had been laid!
It used to be so simple. You'd go to Cracker Barrel, plug in your Nissan Leaf, have dinner, and go home.
Tom Wms. |
January 19, 2012 8:27 PM
January 19, 2012 20:27
Quit buzzing the MUFON nuts and get back to Area 51. The tinfoil hats wreak havoc with the radar, and I'm tired of pulling moonbat guts out of the disgronificator.
January 20, 2012 1:56 AM
January 20, 2012 01:56
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