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Comments (12)

kalashnikat:

Looka me! I'm a Greyhound!

kalashnikat:

Master, why does that big dog in the road have pointy horns?

Dr. Bob:

Considering some of the drivers I've seen on the road in my parts, I think the seeing-eye dog would be much safer (and smarter, too).


Terwiliger:

HEY JOHN:

FUNNY--but what is that in the passenger's left hand?

I like to think it's a black-powder shotgun--& he's on a snipe hunting expedition in Elbonia.
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EXCERPTED FROM THE LOST NOTES OF KURT VONNEGUT:

"Try as he might, the handicapper general was utterly perplexed by the conundrum presented in the task of egalitarianating a a geriatric Professor Ojo. The problem was all the more difficult considering he was working in a world that by all appearances seemed UNIVERSAL, but was in reality NIHILIVERSAL."

Ed B:

"Ginger was far-and-away the most accomplished graduate in this year's seeing-eye dog training school."

OK, way too obvious.

"Trips to the Taco Bell drive-through were the favorite part of Ginger's day."

Meh.

Tom Wms.:

Thanks to the new government health care, Herman was the first in the home to get a Seeing Eye Chauffeur.

Rick :

YEEEHAW!!!!

John Cox:

HEY T
That's a cane. Didn't have much room.

Zeroth:

T's kidding ya, he knew what it was, but can't you just imagine a blind T waiving a shotgun around as a walking cane? :-)

Terwiliger:

JOHN:

A blind guy with a seeing-eye dog AND a walking cane? That's just plain silly.

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TOM WMS:

An unnamed source inside the Obama administration has leaked that, after Herman's officiating performance in the Toledo/Syracuse game, Cass Sunstein, Jeffrey Zients, Earl Devaney, and Dennis Blair held a clandestine meeting to look into orchestrating a push to have Herman named the new director for the Project On Government Oversight.

Z:

I'd never use a shotgun as a walking cane. Out of principle, I'd probably use one of those crappy old early 6.5x55 Krags that had only one locking lug on the bolt.

GarandFan:

"Master and I are going to the vets. I'm gonna get tutored!"

Zeroth:

G! That was awesome. Sounds like an outtake from the movie 'Up'. :-)

'Squirrel!' as the dog veers off the road and into a prairie.

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