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... til life do you part.


"Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord, and because of these detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you. You must be blameless before the Lord your God." - Deuteronomy 18:10-13 (NIV)

Good thing Rosie was wrong about those Chistianofascist terrorists, Mr. Infidel Cartoonist. ( :

"..until death do...uhm...wow..."

Awh. I didn't see Huggie's comment before. bah.

Tom Wms.:

Do you, Harry Reid take Nancy Pelosi as your...?


Please give a spew alert for those who might be drinking when you post a comment that funny! Dang!

Ed B:

Look, I don't mind that you chose to write your own vows, but frankly these constant references to "BRAAAINS!!!" are a tad confusing.


Do you, Republican Party take this Democrat Party to have and to hold, to function as one Undead Bi-factional Ruling Class?

Tom Wms.:

Thanks, Kevin. I will try to comply.


As sad as this is, most pastors I know feel that funerals are a lot easier than most weddings. John, you may have found the answer to making weddings easier.


Anyone got a Tic-Tac?

Jess Brown:

"Do you, Barak, take Hillary, to be your lawfully wedded....

"...(psst, Alfred, that ,um , part you dropped on the floor, you'll be needing that later)..."

I'm too ashamed to say:

"Dear Lord, what did I do to be trapped in The Portrait of Al & Tipper's Marriage?"


"I now pronounce you man and wife; you may eat the bride."

I just love your silly moods, John.


john cox:


'Tis the silly season.

I am extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Either way keep up the nice quality writing, it's rare to see a nice blog like this one these days.. :)


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