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Posted on June 22, 2010 5:14 PM
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OK - At my command; turn back-to-back; walk 20 paces and turn; you shoot your bow; you shoot your six gun.
June 22, 2010 6:14 PM
June 22, 2010 18:14
You're not going to believe this; I'm refereeing a fight between an illegal alien and a native American.
June 22, 2010 7:51 PM
June 22, 2010 19:51
"The Regime's directives indicate those terms are highly offensive to the respective parties they address. From this point forward, you are to address the former as 'undocumented worker'--whether they're working or not--& the latter as 'indigenous person'...unless the 'undocumented worker' is of European-Anglo descent, in which case he is to be referred to as a 'marauding empire builder'...which also requires you to refer to the 'indigenous person' as either a 'Native-American' or simply 'the victim'."
June 22, 2010 8:42 PM
June 22, 2010 20:42
Houston, we have a problem...
June 22, 2010 11:02 PM
June 22, 2010 23:02
Jack, I think I just found another twist for a reality show survivor situation.
June 22, 2010 11:30 PM
June 22, 2010 23:30
...and LOTS of anchovies on both of them please.
Ed B |
June 22, 2010 11:34 PM
June 22, 2010 23:34
Well, it turns out that "kemo sabe" actually means "meathead".
Ed B |
June 22, 2010 11:40 PM
June 22, 2010 23:40
I've never seen anything like it. The cowboy sneezed and didn't blink. But his hat fell forward and I don't think they can even see each other's eyes anymore.
To make matters weirder, the indian has been blinking one eye at a time for the last half hour.
I don't know if any of this is legal, but I guess that's why they call this the Wild West. One thing is certain: this is a frickin' awesome staredown.
I'll keep you updated as events unfold.
June 23, 2010 2:02 AM
June 23, 2010 02:02
What do you mean we're not installing the Western River Expedition in Orlando?
June 23, 2010 8:41 AM
June 23, 2010 08:41
Hey Netflix! Come get your actors that came with the western movie DVD you sent.
Note vague reference to the Netflix commercials where the actors in movies were awaiting getting sent out with the DVD.
Dr. Bob |
June 24, 2010 12:16 AM
June 24, 2010 00:16
Hello, PC Police? They’re playing cowboys and Indians.
Sandor at the Zoo |
June 24, 2010 4:18 PM
June 24, 2010 16:18
The cowboy said, "Check". Then the Indian said, "Checkmate". It's gonna get ugly.
The Texas oil dude said BP wants to drill on the Oklahoma reservations.
Then the Indian said, "I have some reservations!"
Tom Wms. |
June 24, 2010 4:59 PM
June 24, 2010 16:59
"Xavier, I don't think I'm cut out for this 'mixed-race same-sex union' planning gig... Little Feat just scalped a flower arranger for suggesting peyote buttons for the reception centerpieces, & Cowboy Bob shot a caterer for diluting 'perfectly good rotgut' in the punch."
June 25, 2010 3:02 AM
June 25, 2010 03:02
Boy, the Village People are showing their age.
Tom Wms |
June 25, 2010 7:55 AM
June 25, 2010 07:55
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