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You're nuts!
Posted by Craniac | February 25, 2010 4:52 PM
Posted on February 25, 2010 16:52
Hey Craniac
Really? Come on....Mr. Obvious don't live here no mo'.
Posted by john cox | February 25, 2010 5:14 PM
Posted on February 25, 2010 17:14
Actually I thought it would work better spoken instead of written. It could then come across as "Your nuts..." Such as "Your nuts are missing." Or, "Your nuts are stale..."
But alas, written English is more precise than spoken. And is looses something in the spelling.
Posted by Craniac | February 25, 2010 6:28 PM
Posted on February 25, 2010 18:28
Rocky, if that's Natasha Fatale again, you'd BETTER be able to fly...
Posted by Kalashnikat | February 25, 2010 6:54 PM
Posted on February 25, 2010 18:54
Look, just forget it - Al Gore's not gonna surface anytime soon. He saw his shadow three weeks ago and probably set his snooze alarm for "April"!
Posted by Ed B | February 25, 2010 7:47 PM
Posted on February 25, 2010 19:47
"OF COURSE Joslyn James gave you a black eye. What made you think we were supposed to change our diet to artificially fortified sweater puppies?"
Posted by Terwiliger | February 25, 2010 9:09 PM
Posted on February 25, 2010 21:09
"I get it Fred; you're stressed about the economy and the environment and the fact that you're unemployed. But you're missing one important fact here: YOU ARE A FRICKIN' SQUIRREL! Now go and gather your nuts, ya nut."
Posted by Kevin | February 26, 2010 12:21 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 00:21
I don't care how much she begs, your mother IS NOT staying with us this year!
Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 12:30 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 00:30
These aren't funny, and I have no idea what Terwiliger is talking about.
"First the good news: We're part of the single-payer plan. Now the bad news: We're being required to donate our tails for a new merkin for 'Plugs' Biden's head."
Posted by Anonymous | February 26, 2010 1:24 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 01:24
I guess that's what happens when an egghead takes on pop culture.
(1) Silicone implants contain silicon.
(2) Silicon is the 14th element on the periodic table.
(3) ACORN is renaming itself "Element 14".
(4) Squirrels eat acorns.
(5) Squirrel was confused by the name change.
(6) IMO, Tiger Woods' ex [maybe] squeeze has ridiculous implants.
(7) Squirrel tried to obtain implants by "shaking [her] tree".
(8) Squirrel got a black eye in the process.
(9) Other squirrel sets him straight.
I thought it was funny. Hopefully cartoonists will catch on to the analogy.
Maybe Gary Trudeau can portray an ACORN rep as a big fake boob. Maybe he can portray Obama as an empty suit. I won't hold my breath, as Trudeau's ideological blinders keep him from seeing that Obama is a bigger idiot than the asterisk in the cowboy hat/gladiator helmet.
Maybe the strip he did about the guy who got a 4 year degree in remedial studies was a hidden reference to Obama.
Tangent. Sorry.
Posted by Terwiliger | February 26, 2010 3:37 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 03:37
i have said it earlier, i say it again, "i hate N.U.T.S on my pizza" ...
Posted by baseballfan | February 26, 2010 6:56 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 06:56
Look, I know you've got a snappy new IPhone and all, and I'll grant you he's a tech-head, but Chip just isn't that into you.
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Posted on February 26, 2010 09:20
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Posted by john cox | February 26, 2010 11:05 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:05
"That phone is cookin' your brain, Bob. That's why you're so twitchy."
Posted by Gwangi | February 26, 2010 11:28 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:28
Barry Obama's is asking YOU for advice on health care?
Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 11:32 AM
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:32
So how did Rahm like that idea you pitched about a 'Summit Meeting' on health care?
Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 6:06 PM
Posted on February 26, 2010 18:06
Anonymous' first line cracked me up. Not so much his quote.
And T, I didn't know who Joslyn James was and I had to lookup that ACORN -> Acorn, but your enumerated explanation was awesome. :)
Posted by Kevin[0] | February 26, 2010 7:12 PM
Posted on February 26, 2010 19:12
Geez...no
Rocky and Bulwinkle fans?
Posted by Kalashnikat | February 26, 2010 9:34 PM
Posted on February 26, 2010 21:34
KEVIN:
Thanks--although I do think ANONYMOUS' comment was funny--it was WRONG, but it was funny.
I'm so tuned in to politics, when John does something that isn't political, I don't know where to go with it.
Like this one:
"That won't no health summit. That there was mo' like Obama goin' berserk in th' First Self-Righteous Church--under the pretense that he just might lissen to ya'. Twas an attempt at false revival that turned into a fight for America's survival--now bend over & lube up cuz' they's gonna sc___ ya'."
In case you don't get it, ANONYMOUS, that's from a Ray Stevens song.
Posted by Terwiliger | February 27, 2010 1:59 AM
Posted on February 27, 2010 01:59
"Geez...no
Rocky and Bulwinkle fans?"
Sir! I KNOW Rocket J. Squirrel. That IS NOT Rocket J. Squirrel!
Posted by GarandFan | February 28, 2010 7:00 PM
Posted on February 28, 2010 19:00
Hey, Garandfan,
He's been retired from TV for years...met a Squirrellette ("Frankly my dear, I don't give a nut"), settled down, went to seed a bit...
You wouldn't recognize him...
Then SHE called...sduddenly he's working out, watching his diet,..
Posted by Kalashnikat | February 28, 2010 10:30 PM
Posted on February 28, 2010 22:30
If you ask me, I think the whole thing's squirrely.
Hey, tell her I'm nuts about her!
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