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HAH! My favorite Buddhist joke lovingly illustrated. Thank you for that one!
Posted by Militant Bibliophile | March 26, 2009 12:19 AM
Posted on March 26, 2009 00:19
I just caught part of Next where Nic Cage flubbed this line. "I'll have one with everything," he said. You'd think someone in the cast or crew would point out that it missed the funny mark.
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, that is what I really want to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me. We do love our wieners.
Posted by Kevin | March 26, 2009 1:06 AM
Posted on March 26, 2009 01:06
Hey Militant
I've heard this joke many times myself. Still gets me.
Posted by john Cox | March 26, 2009 1:06 AM
Posted on March 26, 2009 01:06
The "Dalai Greenspan!"
The embodiment of the perfect "Say What?" punch line.
Then the dirty-water-dog vendor says:
"'Hey, Greenspan, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Posted by Terwiliger | March 26, 2009 1:38 AM
Posted on March 26, 2009 01:38
HEY T
From outta nowhere.....Cinderella story...
Posted by john Cox | March 26, 2009 1:48 AM
Posted on March 26, 2009 01:48
He probably knew each of the ingredients in a past life.
Posted by GarandFan | March 26, 2009 10:35 AM
Posted on March 26, 2009 10:35
I didn't know rat droppings had lives.
Posted by Anonymous | March 30, 2009 4:07 AM
Posted on March 30, 2009 04:07