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Comments (7)

Militant Bibliophile:

HAH! My favorite Buddhist joke lovingly illustrated. Thank you for that one!

Kevin:

I just caught part of Next where Nic Cage flubbed this line. "I'll have one with everything," he said. You'd think someone in the cast or crew would point out that it missed the funny mark.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, that is what I really want to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me. We do love our wieners.

Hey Militant

I've heard this joke many times myself. Still gets me.

Terwiliger:

The "Dalai Greenspan!"

The embodiment of the perfect "Say What?" punch line.

Then the dirty-water-dog vendor says:

"'Hey, Greenspan, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

HEY T

From outta nowhere.....Cinderella story...

GarandFan:

He probably knew each of the ingredients in a past life.

Anonymous:

I didn't know rat droppings had lives.

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