Impress your friends!..Bore your enemies! Here's six easy steps to create an Obama caricature:
1. Start with a deflated balloon shape. Chin is pointy.
2. Towards the top, plant two Shrek-like ears. BIG IS GOOD.
Create a quick hairline.
Scrub in a UNI-BROW. Pensive and extra thick.
3. A WIIIIIIIIDE nose. Nostrils should flare as if he smells a photo-op.
4. Emphasize the space between the bottom of the nose the top of his luxuriant Pan-
Asian lips. They have a femine quality because of the distinct, angular shape of
top lip. Bottom is very prominent. Frowning makes him A THINKER.
5. Add smile (frown?) lines. Ravine-like, past the corners of the mouth.
6. Ink and shade accordingly.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW GO GET THAT CARTOONIST JOB AT SHOP-N-SAVE GAZETTE.
Comments (38)
Better watch it John. Those Obamites are about as touchy as Muslims when it comes to caricature's of The Chosen One. Wouldn't want to hear that you'd been put on some death list or your house torched.
Posted by GarandFan | December 9, 2008 7:40 PM
Posted on December 9, 2008 19:40
...Or one of those alien figures from the Zucar System that you draw all the time. Which ever.
Posted by Cowboy | December 9, 2008 7:50 PM
Posted on December 9, 2008 19:50
First G.W. Bush and now B.H. Obama. Who's next?
Posted by Martin Lindeskog | December 9, 2008 10:45 PM
Posted on December 9, 2008 22:45
JOHN
Love the Shrek ears. I'd like to see you capture the "vacuous eyes pretending really hard to be pensive" thing. How about hypnotizing "pinwheel eyes"?
GF
I just had a flashback to Chevy Chase on SNL "reporting" on George Wallace.
MARTIN
I'm hoping for Al Franken in a leather helmet.
Posted by Terwiliger | December 10, 2008 1:23 AM
Posted on December 10, 2008 01:23
Franken would fit an tin foil helmet better.
Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2008 11:09 AM
Posted on December 10, 2008 11:09
There used to be a magazine when I was younger (probably late '60's - early '70's) that gave step-by-step instructions on how to draw cartoon figures, starting with simple shapes and adding other shapes one at a time - just like this. I remember drawing Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Felix the Cat, Donald Duck, and others. I don't recall the politician edition, though (Nixon? Uncle Teddy?).
Posted by Doc Al | December 10, 2008 3:28 PM
Posted on December 10, 2008 15:28
This is beautiful. I have some freinds who will come completely un-glued when I share it. Thanks for the inspiration.
Posted by Tom Wms. | December 10, 2008 5:41 PM
Posted on December 10, 2008 17:41
GF
I was thinking of Franken as "Special Ed". A tin foil helmet in that same style would certainly add dimension.
I also imagine him gleefully huffing the fumes of his own soiled diaper.
Posted by Terwiliger | December 11, 2008 4:19 AM
Posted on December 11, 2008 04:19
Fantastic John, lets try to have some Obamites angry with this 6 steps ;)
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