Impress your friends!..Bore your enemies! Here's six easy steps to create an Obama caricature:
1. Start with a deflated balloon shape. Chin is pointy.
2. Towards the top, plant two Shrek-like ears. BIG IS GOOD.
Create a quick hairline.
Scrub in a UNI-BROW. Pensive and extra thick.
3. A WIIIIIIIIDE nose. Nostrils should flare as if he smells a photo-op.
4. Emphasize the space between the bottom of the nose the top of his luxuriant Pan-
Asian lips. They have a femine quality because of the distinct, angular shape of
top lip. Bottom is very prominent. Frowning makes him A THINKER.
5. Add smile (frown?) lines. Ravine-like, past the corners of the mouth.
6. Ink and shade accordingly.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW GO GET THAT CARTOONIST JOB AT SHOP-N-SAVE GAZETTE.