« TALENT SHOWS |
| KIRKWOOD »
Posted on September 21, 2008 4:59 PM
I'm sorry about that, but you're the one who put on a costume that makes you look like a hydrant.
September 21, 2008 5:53 PM
September 21, 2008 17:53
So after the UFO beamed you up, and they inserted the anal probe, what happended?
September 21, 2008 6:46 PM
September 21, 2008 18:46
Sorry, dude....your "space ship" might be a bit moist
john Cox |
September 21, 2008 7:49 PM
September 21, 2008 19:49
I used to go in for that whole aluminum foil hat protection racket too. Then I just gave in to their mind control. They say "sit" and I put my tush down. Gets me treats. You should try it.
September 21, 2008 7:51 PM
September 21, 2008 19:51
It's all about how you sniff 'em, though the sunglasses do look good on you.
September 21, 2008 7:56 PM
September 21, 2008 19:56
Don't try to pull that Underdog crap with me! Sweet Polly Purebred is behind the tree and she likes it...a lot. And don't try the hydrant either. I'll top you every time. GRRRRRR!
September 21, 2008 10:13 PM
September 21, 2008 22:13
So, in null gravity does it still spray, or does it just float around in little balls, like so many amoebas?
September 22, 2008 12:48 AM
September 22, 2008 00:48
"I can't tell which one of you is the one who wants to be Führer & which one is the one wants to be Reichsmarschall...but I'll give you the both the same salute regardless."
September 22, 2008 6:27 AM
September 22, 2008 06:27
"...& stop trying so hard to prove to everybody you're a Komrade, change-boy."
September 22, 2008 6:30 AM
September 22, 2008 06:30
I don't care if your spaceship leaves in five minutes, I said "occupied"!
September 22, 2008 9:39 AM
September 22, 2008 09:39
So, let see if I understand you correctly. If I wear that helmet and cape, I will be impurvious to mail trucks, school buses, teenagers racing down my street, blah, blah, blah? I don't THINK SO, Sparky!
Tom Wms. |
September 22, 2008 2:47 PM
September 22, 2008 14:47
No, you're not Bismark and this is not Germany!
Homem No Espaço |
September 23, 2008 2:36 AM
September 23, 2008 02:36
"Nice outfit--but I still refuse to call you Hellmutt. I know the names our owners give us can be stigmatizing, & I know you hate it when they razz you at the dog park...However, I've known you as Binkie all my life, & you'll always be Binkie to me."
September 24, 2008 12:28 AM
September 24, 2008 00:28
No, I'm not going to refer to you as "mein fuhrer". Now get rid of that stupid mustache.
September 25, 2008 12:20 AM
September 25, 2008 00:20
I can't believe you just showed me how to sign your name with poo... Pretty good though.
The Culinarian |
September 25, 2008 9:20 PM
September 25, 2008 21:20
John Cox is a painter, cartoonist, and illustrator for hire. For information about purchasing existing work or commissioning new work, contact him by e-mail at john555cox [at] hotmail.com.
This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on September 21, 2008 4:59 PM.
The previous post in this blog was TALENT SHOWS.
The next post in this blog is KIRKWOOD.
Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.