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"THE GORFEEZIK"?....uh...let's see...Oh yeah, down this corridor on on your right.
Posted by john Cox | June 2, 2008 2:02 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 14:02
"How to Serve Man" - say, what an interesting title. Did your people write this?
Posted by pdwalker | June 2, 2008 2:07 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 14:07
"Say's here you're just in time to vote for our Leader - then we'll take you to meet him or her. No I.D. necessary, just show up at the polls.
Oh - by the way, you don't have valid tags or emissions inspections on your ship hovering over there...."
Posted by mike | June 2, 2008 2:09 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 14:09
Zeos u fokat. No? Ptakeyl offtyl uptyl shoes? Hm. Hey Frank, how do you say, 'take off your shoes' in Lytcadoretp?
Frank: They speak English, John. And he's not wearing any shoes.
Posted by Kevin | June 2, 2008 3:22 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 15:22
"Listen Dick Head!...and I mean that literally...You can't park that ship here unless you're willing to buy at least a million carbon credits....and NO I Don't have any idea what that accomplishes!"
Posted by Cowboy | June 2, 2008 4:37 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 16:37
Damned foreign phrase books! ....ummmm....come on, come on....bathroom, where's the bathroom......uh.......
Posted by GarandFan | June 2, 2008 7:39 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 19:39
You don't really look like your passport photo. Do you have another form of ID, Mrs. Nesbitt?
Posted by MikeM | June 2, 2008 10:30 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 22:30
"I wish we'd gotten the ILLUSTRATED version of the Kama Sutra: Alien Love Secrets. I don't know a polyqylitis from a dingleberry."
Posted by Terwiliger | June 2, 2008 10:53 PM
Posted on June 2, 2008 22:53
FAIRTAX COMPROMISE 2525: A SPACE ODDITY
"It says...'to calculate line 4931, turn to the worksheet in Appendix 3, page 84'...I turn to there, & at the top of the worksheet it says...'STEP 1: on line 1, enter the amount from line 4931'."
Posted by Terwiliger | June 4, 2008 6:01 AM
Posted on June 4, 2008 06:01
"OK, here we are; how to sex a wheteveryacallit. Says here you just rub the middle of the thorax right about here. If it's a male that thingy - yeah, right there - that will start to get hard. There's a footnote here too; says if it's female, you're engaged.
Posted by dmoss | June 5, 2008 8:14 AM
Posted on June 5, 2008 08:14
"It doesn't matter whether your spaceship looks like a DC-8 or not. Rule 24 allows you to take relief withour penalty from a man made obstruction. Since your ship was manufactured under Lord Xenu before you got to earth...What's that?...OK...Teegeeack...it is of alien origin...If you take a drop, you have to take a penalty stroke...Don't try to argue with me, buddy. Do you know the history of golf course martials? Well I do. Don't be so glib."
Posted by Terwiliger | June 6, 2008 3:07 AM
Posted on June 6, 2008 03:07
I weel not buy this tobaccanist, eet ees scratched.
Posted by Joanna | June 10, 2008 4:20 PM
Posted on June 10, 2008 16:20
It says right here on page 374 in the Boy Scout Handbook...
Posted by Tom Wms. | June 13, 2008 5:44 PM
Posted on June 13, 2008 17:44