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Too good to be true?
Posted on February 29, 2008 11:16 PM
A vacuous, charismatic platitude machine propped up by a booming voice & a genius for the rhythm & meter of language.
If his voice sounded like Rudy Giuliani's, Ray Romano's, or Mario Cantone's, his inept rhetoric wouldn't be the least bit appealing to anyone with an above-room-temperature I.Q.
On a related note:
There's a reason all campaign speeches are pitched no higher than the 4th or 5th grade comprehension level...
March 1, 2008 4:18 AM
March 1, 2008 04:18
Pic would be more accurate if that halo was more 'zero' shaped. If elected (shudder), he'll end up another Jimmah Carter.
March 1, 2008 10:35 AM
March 1, 2008 10:35
Barack Hussein Obama = Antichrist
Tom Doniphon |
March 1, 2008 3:47 PM
March 1, 2008 15:47
I was thinking more on the lines of the Pied Piper
March 2, 2008 12:03 PM
March 2, 2008 12:03
I think that Barack may by a mutant resulting from a cloning/genetic engineering experiment where Bill Cosby tried to splice together the genes of Weird Harold, Rudy, and Dumb Donald.
Try rendering him with a big pink stocking cap pulled down over his head...much more believable than a halo...
Or maybe John had a weird flashback where he was thinking in Hebrew...there was an error in translation, & he drew a halo when he should have drawn horns.
Maybe I'm just full of myself...but at the moment, I'm thinking I ought to be making some dough for writing this good.
March 3, 2008 6:15 AM
March 3, 2008 06:15
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