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Comments (14)
Don't drop that butt so quick, pal. What, do you think you're in a dump or something?
Posted by dicentra | January 25, 2008 10:32 PM
Posted on January 25, 2008 22:32
Hey, don't cha' know youse is pollutin' da environment wit dat smoke an dat plastic coffee cup?
Posted by GarandFan | January 26, 2008 10:23 AM
Posted on January 26, 2008 10:23
Yes, John, I know it's hard to understand, but the Agency really does need someone with your talents at this facility. BTW, love the tie.
Posted by Mike | January 26, 2008 10:57 AM
Posted on January 26, 2008 10:57
Youse wanna splain why your wokers ain't in the union?
Posted by GarandFan | January 26, 2008 7:53 PM
Posted on January 26, 2008 19:53
I like Garandfan's first one...here's my twist on it...
"Lissen, buddy...dis iz a no smokin' ayrea...youse is stinkin' up da place, & da oibin owtdoismin is complainin' dat youse is advoisly impactin' bote dey helt an' da invirunmint."
Posted by Terwiliger | January 27, 2008 3:24 AM
Posted on January 27, 2008 03:24
"Sum pollytishun sint you tuh git some mutirial fuh dey next speech, huh? I gess dis iz'z good'uh place az any...Youse want I shud getcha sum buckits?"
Posted by Terwiliger | January 27, 2008 3:34 AM
Posted on January 27, 2008 03:34
"Weez needs us uh new t'eme fuh da new Uhmarykin Dream...Howzabout 'Steroids, Cow Parts, Pesticides iz in da bay'?"
Rhymes with 'Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie & [name of auto manufacturer withheld so's John duzzint get hiz legs broke by da yoonion woikers].
Posted by Terwiliger | January 27, 2008 11:04 PM
Posted on January 27, 2008 23:04
I wanted ya ta see dis dump, John. Dis dump iz cleaner than your lungs. Ya see what I'm sayin?
Posted by snowdog | January 28, 2008 10:20 AM
Posted on January 28, 2008 10:20
(Looks like Jeff Foxworthy with a tie.)
My name is Bruno Cacciatore, and I am not smarter than a fifth grader.
Posted by Tom Wms. | January 28, 2008 11:53 AM
Posted on January 28, 2008 11:53
Hey Boss, are we dar yet?
Posted by Zachg56 | January 29, 2008 11:03 AM
Posted on January 29, 2008 11:03
"I'm da noo enfoahsah fuh da Watchtowah, an' we ain't pleezd dat youse iz in dah Jehobah's Witniss Prutekchin Prograaam...All's I gots tuh say iz dey ain't no kinda way outta heah, jokah...Youse catch my drift?"
Anybody?
Posted by Terwiliger | January 30, 2008 12:01 AM
Posted on January 30, 2008 00:01
OK, Terwiliger. Funny--but it's not like you need encouragement.
Posted by Rutager | January 31, 2008 1:28 AM
Posted on January 31, 2008 01:28
You think our smoking lounge is bad? You should see the cafeteria!
Posted by Plebian | January 31, 2008 6:08 PM
Posted on January 31, 2008 18:08
"Weez wud like tuh owffah yuh bettah akomudashuns, but a smokin' sekshun at Mama Mia's wud be like a whizzin' sekshun in a pool."
Posted by Terwiliger | February 1, 2008 3:30 AM
Posted on February 1, 2008 03:30