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Comments (21)

John McVey:

I think I preferred it when your most annoying habit was leaving crumbs everywhere - we could have followed the trail back out of here.

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Hon, screeching at the operator ain't gonna make her help you.

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I hate it when you damn furryners don't speak English while still in our country.

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JJM

Jet:

I've heard excessive cell phone use causes cancer in laboratory rats, but this isn't exactly what I thought they meant.

Mutt:

"There was nothing in the user's manual about this."

"I have heard of tennis elbow, but cellphone head is new to me."

GarandFan:

If you say "Can you hear me now?" one more time, I'm gonna bust your head!

snowdog:

"Not sure, but I'm guessing we're under Wall Street!"

Cowboy:

What do you mean your friend the white rabbit doesn't know where to go. We're late! We're late...for a very important date.

Cowboy:

What do you mean Bill Murray says he's coming to blow us up?

Special ed:

"Irving! He's a lawyer! Did you know we have a daughter?"

Tell Charlton Heston to get his lazy ass down here ...PRONTO!

Terwiliger:

"You tell whoever's in charge that we came here to the Democratic Underground to investigate claims of sightings of Rational Leftists. You guys have been shuttling us around these tunnels for hours now, & all we've seen are rat turds & dust. It's time to put up or shut up!"


Now that's funny right there...I don't care who you are.

Terwiliger:

HEY JOHN

FUNNY!!!

Terwiliger:

Used this theme on the 'Native American' 'toon a while back...

"Why...as a graduate of Harvard Law, you should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition...It's 'Where ARE you?'...NOT 'Where you AT?

Cooee Cobber:

Hey Honey, Isn't that guy Robert Spencer from Jihad Watch

vxbush:

No, this isn't a maze, there is no cheese at the end, and you WILL ask for directions!

Tom Wms.:

Youuu--DIRTY RAT!!!!!!!

Tom Wms.:

Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.

Tom Wms.:

This ain't no E Ticket ride and you ain't no Mickey Mouse.

Hey Tom

The last one got me. Not bad!

Terwiliger:

The new & improved version...

"You get on the horn with Auntie Pinko & tell her that we came here to the Democratic Underground to investigate claims of sightings of the as-of-yet undocumented Rational Leftist. You guys have been shuttling us around these tunnels for hours now, & all we've seen are piles & piles of rat turds & countless copies of Cliffs Notes on The Communist Manifesto. We never believed there was such a thing anyway, but this is strong evidence that it doesn't exist."

red collar:

"This first date is going great.

I should have started dating Yeeeeeears ago."

Terwiliger:

"Pssst...Don't say anything in front of our 'escort', but I think we might need to reevaluate our position regarding Iran's nuclear program."

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